Posted on 07/27/2004 2:13:30 AM PDT by kattracks
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The famously off-the-cuff Heinz Kerry is scheduled to address the delegates tonight. At the Kennedy Center, her husband violated the cardinal rule of politics — getting his picture taken in a ridiculous outfit.
Visiting the space shuttle Discovery, Kerry donned dust-free overalls that made him resemble the sperm cells in Woody Allen's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)."
Republican operatives issued a press release featuring the photo and its predecessor — the famous shot of 1988 Democratic nominee Mike Dukakis wearing an ill-fitting tank helmet.
"It's the picture worth a thousand words," said a GOP strategist as he chortled over the photo of Kerry.
But Democrats were not concerned.
"The brilliant Republicans who put George Bush in a flight suit to strut around an aircraft carrier won't get very far giving advice to NASA about the kinds of coveralls to wear," said Kerry campaign spokesman David Wade.
With Kenneth Lovett in Boston
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
"The Kerry camp is in an impossible spot with that over-top ridiculous photo, but, sheesh! a learning-disabled fourth-grader could come up with a better quip than Wade's."
At least he didn't mention Vietnam. give him points for that :)
Somebody better hurry and go tell Willy Wonka that one of his Oompa Loompas is escaping!! ;-}
ROTFLMAO
The difference is that our fighter-pilot president looked damn good. Kerry looks like the doofus he is.
We must get a different version of the New York Post out here in the country. My copy, "Metro Edition" has a close up of the goofy pic of Kerry, with a small photo of Woody Allen in his sperm suit from "Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Sex..." The two headlines are "Boston, We Have a Problem" and "Spaceman Kerry's goofy photo flub".
Inside, page 6, I got a bonus. Kerry's daughter Alexandra blamed her see-through dress at Cannes on a wardrobe malfunction: "Yeah, the dress was completely see-through. Not intentionally, mind you. I wore a very conservative dress that did not withstand the impact of 3,500 flashbulbs, says Alex, 30."
The lib gals on "The View" ridiculed Kerry's clean-suit pic. Meredith Viera called it his "Dukakis Moment." Waiting for Leno tonight.
:)
Is that Ron Reagan with him???
Anyway, CNN is now running a picture of President Bush in a polka dot suit in Asia...supposedly to balance the Kerry bunny suit.
[[melting...]]
Y'all make me think these naughty thoughts, I swear!
BTW - LOVE your screen name. The first time I saw it the other night, I cracked up.
ping!
I'm just used to it, I suppose.
"I dont own a space shuttle.....my FAMILY does."
And don't melt all over your computer. You'll get banned for excessive saliva, for one thing... ;ob....
And that's all you get today!
#48 takes the cake....thanks for the laugh. My whole office was almost in tears when I showed it to them. and some are demonrats.
LOL!
John Kerry began paying back Michael Moore for all his efforts on behalf of defeating George W. Bush. First on the list was a thorough cleaning of Michael Moore’s colon. After almost 40 minutes with a high velocity hose and a pair of shears, Kerry exited the rectum and pronounced Moore “polyp and turd free."
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