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Yahoo News ^ | July 26, 2004 | Yahoo! News

Posted on 07/26/2004 9:07:27 PM PDT by JakeINJoisey

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040726/i/r4086761383.jpg

(Excerpt) Read more at story.news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: dork; dorkier; dorkiest; dorky; metaphysicallydorky; mostdorky
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Today, July 26, 2004, John Kerry submitted his first official entry into the "Most dork-imbued photo-op by a Presidential Candidate" contest. Michael Dukakis, be warned. Your hard-won title is in dire jeopardy.
1 posted on 07/26/2004 9:07:28 PM PDT by JakeINJoisey
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To: JakeINJoisey

Well...blew that one ... How do you edit these dang posts?
:-)


2 posted on 07/26/2004 9:09:17 PM PDT by JakeINJoisey
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To: JakeINJoisey

"A small red square, green circle, and blue triangle meet in an image box."


3 posted on 07/26/2004 9:09:34 PM PDT by admiralsn (Sandy Bergler's socks smell!)
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To: JakeINJoisey

Botox azz treatment?


4 posted on 07/26/2004 9:09:35 PM PDT by boycott
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To: JakeINJoisey

The square: "Get out of here you triangle! The circle and I want to speak in private!"


5 posted on 07/26/2004 9:10:28 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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To: JakeINJoisey

6 posted on 07/26/2004 9:10:55 PM PDT by RWR8189 (Its Morning in America Again!)
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To: admiralsn

A WINNER! :-)


7 posted on 07/26/2004 9:11:19 PM PDT by JakeINJoisey
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To: RWR8189
Pre-convention enema?
8 posted on 07/26/2004 9:12:47 PM PDT by hummingbird ("If it wasn't for the insomnia, I could have gotten some sleep!")
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To: JakeINJoisey

Wow, that Richard Gere Gerbil Ride is the best!


9 posted on 07/26/2004 9:13:42 PM PDT by hometoroost
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To: JakeINJoisey

Ich bin ein Berliner in einem kondom.

10 posted on 07/26/2004 9:15:17 PM PDT by JerseyHighlander
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To: JakeINJoisey

That's one of the teletubbies(the gay one)


11 posted on 07/26/2004 9:16:36 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (todo su paĆ­s es pertenece a nosotros)
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To: RWR8189

John Kerry looks like a suppository in that pic.


12 posted on 07/26/2004 9:17:42 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: JakeINJoisey

Take 2:

"There is no need for Americans to own guns, or own preperations for a WMD attack against America's home soil. Move along people, nothing to see here."


13 posted on 07/26/2004 9:18:02 PM PDT by JerseyHighlander
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To: RWR8189

Dang, the waste line sprung another leak.


14 posted on 07/26/2004 9:18:17 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Fox News is Fair and Balanced. Move-on.org is Bare and Imbalanced.)
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To: JakeINJoisey
"I think I look pretty good in a burkha. Don't you? I hope Tay-ray-zah likes it.

"Makes half my chin disappear, too."

Leni

15 posted on 07/26/2004 9:18:22 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: JerseyHighlander
Gives new meaning to the term peckerhead.

Well, that's the next best way to practice safe balloting around Kerry. It's not as effective as abstinence, though.

16 posted on 07/26/2004 9:19:54 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: JakeINJoisey

HA HA


17 posted on 07/26/2004 9:19:59 PM PDT by GeronL (Time for a Constitutional Amendment banning Government giving money away to anyone or anything...)
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To: RWR8189

"Bill and Hillary, your Majesties, may I come out of the doghouse now?"


18 posted on 07/26/2004 9:20:12 PM PDT by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: RWR8189

"Ahhhhhh...nothing like a high colonic during Convention Week!"


19 posted on 07/26/2004 9:22:10 PM PDT by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: RWR8189

I take it this is a phto of the shuttle's new dipstick?


20 posted on 07/26/2004 9:22:43 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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