Mark Steyn: Kerry can't shoot deer or stop terror

The Telegraph (U.K.) ^ | 07/27/04 | Mark Steyn

[MrsEmmaPeel]

I wonder if Kerry goes fishing with hand grenades....

[Dr.Deth]

But frankly I'm preparing myself emotionally now for a Kerry victory. Sorry if this drags people down.

Well, typically I would recommend the Way of the Pessimist in most situations. But come on. Herman and Eddie Munster, a threat?

[Dr.Deth]

And here is a scene from one of Kerry's re-enacted "Funniest Nam Videos", where a baseball-capped VietCong regular holds a weapon right to JFnK's head.

On Thursday evening, you will see the remainder of the footage in the "Steven Spielberg's stepson" presentation to the world of the Tall Drink Of Who Gives A Rat's Ass at the Fleet Center.

Gasp in awe as the Silver-spooned Sadist of Seoul heroically seizes the rifle, and eats it.

Bow in reverence as the Blue Blooded Butcher of Binh Duong cleanly removes the head of the enemy with a reverse-spinning-knife-edge-palm-chop-of-death, completely breaking a fingernail in the process (yep, another Purple Heart). No, that's not ketchup on your screen.

Feel your nipples turn into tiny diamonds as the Drywall-chinned Destroyer of Da Nang squats to cremate the hapless victim with blue-hot flames right from his arse.

Hey, it's on film. It must be true.

[Watery Tart]

Cool! A script ahead of time! What a concept!

Say, is there a mention of the Liquidator Boy of Long Binh?

You'll laugh, you'll cry--if you see ANY propaganda film this summer, make sure it's this one!

[stands2reason]

Sad thing is, he couldn't find one real deer hunter to ask.
It's not like they sprang this "you gotta act the hunter" thing on him...this is standard running-for-President stuff -- and he's been gunning for the position since he was potty-trained.

[Calvin Locke]

...how far your shot will carry if you miss.

Yeah, there was a guy, watching tv in his abode (trailer, iirc) that ended up deceased from a stray, a season or two ago in VT.

[bwteim]

I want the response in the form of a question.... LOL! I heard Dem apologists say on talking head show this week that Dukakis was ridden hard because he was weak on defense and that his pose had nothing to do with the ridicule the photo op created..

[DCPatriot]

I want the response in the form of a question.... LOL! I heard Dem apologists say on talking head show this week that Dukakis was ridden hard because he was weak on defense and that his pose had nothing to do with the ridicule the photo op created..

How about...."What in the hell are you talking about?"

[bwteim]

My "I want the response in the form of a question.... " was responding tongue in cheek to yours--

To: bwteim
YIKES!!!
Give me Dukakis in a helmet for $500, Alex.
64 posted on 07/26/2004 10:37:03 PM EDT by DCPatriot


That's why I added the LOL.

The last paragraph dealt with reference to Democratic apologists who thought that Dukakis photo was not dorky.

Hope this explains....

[DCPatriot]

LOL!

Now I get it.

From my post on July 26th...I can't remember what I ate for dinner yesterday...let alone a reply last week.

Cheers