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1 posted on 07/26/2004 3:12:57 PM PDT by Happy2BMe
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Take a break - Kerry is (a BIG one). Ovuh heeyah - poing.


2 posted on 07/26/2004 3:14:31 PM PDT by Happy2BMe (JOHN KERRY is as much like the WORKING MAN as WHOOPIE GOLDBERG is to GEORGE W. BUSH! - Vote BUSH!)
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I don't think even a super-sized enema is adequate for Kaptain Ketchup. He is so full of it.


3 posted on 07/26/2004 3:16:40 PM PDT by punster
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John (life begins at conception) Kerry simulates the joyous nature of a partial birth abortion.


4 posted on 07/26/2004 3:17:06 PM PDT by Mark in the Old South
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To: Happy2BMe

Kerry is actually undergoing brain surgery.


5 posted on 07/26/2004 3:17:48 PM PDT by Phinanceguy
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All this week on THE ALPHABET NETWORKS, a very special tele-dramodey...

"Kerry: The Candidate In The Plastic Bubble"

Synopsis: A billionaire gigolo traitor seals himself in a plastic bubble so as his words and actions do not harm his delicate chances at winning the 2004 Presidential election.

8 posted on 07/26/2004 3:24:44 PM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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2004: A Space Idiocy

9 posted on 07/26/2004 3:26:21 PM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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Really, I am LOL, so funny!


12 posted on 07/26/2004 3:28:08 PM PDT by Toespi (,)
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What the heck is he DOING? This looks like the Dukakis tank thing. Is he doing an Evil Kenievel? (sp)


13 posted on 07/26/2004 3:28:25 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (Must get moose and squirrel ... B. Badanov)
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"i have been in michael moore's colon and, yes, his head is up there."


14 posted on 07/26/2004 3:29:08 PM PDT by thefactor
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I'm sorry Mr. Kerry. We've used the latest technology, but I'm afraid you are still full of sh**.


16 posted on 07/26/2004 3:30:00 PM PDT by DannyTN
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Tidy Bowl Man?


17 posted on 07/26/2004 3:30:07 PM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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That huge umbilical cord is directly attached to his wife's bank account.


18 posted on 07/26/2004 3:30:09 PM PDT by Califelephant (You can't be both pro-business and pro-trial lawyers.)
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"OL' KANNONBALL KERRY DECENDS DOWN INTO THE CANNON, AS THE SPECIAL VACUUM HOSE REMOVES THE EXCESS GASSES FROM THE MUZZLE OF THE ......."


19 posted on 07/26/2004 3:33:25 PM PDT by TheRightResponse
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21 posted on 07/26/2004 3:36:56 PM PDT by Coleus (Brooke Shields killed her children? http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1178497/posts)
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Looks like he was effectively purged. He's even happy about it...
23 posted on 07/26/2004 3:40:45 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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Here's the photo...


27 posted on 07/26/2004 3:45:06 PM PDT by eureka! (May karma come back to the Rats and presstitutes in a big way....)
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At first I thought he looked like a sperm



Then Mike TeeVee from Willie Wonka came to mind:


32 posted on 07/26/2004 3:52:33 PM PDT by Republican Red (Is that a classified document in your pants Sandy or are you just glad to see me?)
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The only thing missing from LURCH scrapbook is a pix of him assisting a surgeon in the operating room...WHAT A FREAKIN IDIOT PUTZ...he looks like a sure LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER! With a capital L!


37 posted on 07/26/2004 3:55:48 PM PDT by RoseofTexas
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Isn't that the orgasmatron from that old Woody Allen movie?


43 posted on 07/26/2004 4:00:07 PM PDT by gorush (Exterminate the Moops!)
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Kerry is King Midas' evil twin - everything he touches turns into lead.


45 posted on 07/26/2004 4:01:41 PM PDT by CFC__VRWC ( "While I take inspiration from the past, like most Americans, I live for the future. " - R. Reagan)
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