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OMG! Caption Kerry's Super DNC Convention ENEMA! (Last one for him before his DNC speech.)

Posted on 07/26/2004 3:12:57 PM PDT by Happy2BMe



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KEYWORDS: bunnysuit; captionthis; dukasisinatank; dukasismoment; enema; funnyphoto; jumpedtheshark; kerry; kerryphotoop; kerryphotoops
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1 posted on 07/26/2004 3:12:57 PM PDT by Happy2BMe
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To: Grampa Dave; MeekOneGOP; Smartass; devolve; potlatch; PhilDragoo; counterpunch

Take a break - Kerry is (a BIG one). Ovuh heeyah - poing.


2 posted on 07/26/2004 3:14:31 PM PDT by Happy2BMe (JOHN KERRY is as much like the WORKING MAN as WHOOPIE GOLDBERG is to GEORGE W. BUSH! - Vote BUSH!)
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To: Happy2BMe

I don't think even a super-sized enema is adequate for Kaptain Ketchup. He is so full of it.


3 posted on 07/26/2004 3:16:40 PM PDT by punster
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To: Happy2BMe

John (life begins at conception) Kerry simulates the joyous nature of a partial birth abortion.


4 posted on 07/26/2004 3:17:06 PM PDT by Mark in the Old South
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To: Happy2BMe

Kerry is actually undergoing brain surgery.


5 posted on 07/26/2004 3:17:48 PM PDT by Phinanceguy
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To: Mark in the Old South

Good one.


6 posted on 07/26/2004 3:18:06 PM PDT by My2Cents ("Fair, balanced...and unafraid.")
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To: My2Cents

Looks like a condom with a hole in it.


7 posted on 07/26/2004 3:20:29 PM PDT by Viet-Boat-Rider (KERRY LIED)
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To: Happy2BMe
All this week on THE ALPHABET NETWORKS, a very special tele-dramodey...

"Kerry: The Candidate In The Plastic Bubble"

Synopsis: A billionaire gigolo traitor seals himself in a plastic bubble so as his words and actions do not harm his delicate chances at winning the 2004 Presidential election.

8 posted on 07/26/2004 3:24:44 PM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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To: Happy2BMe

2004: A Space Idiocy

9 posted on 07/26/2004 3:26:21 PM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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To: Happy2BMe

bttt

everyone should see this


10 posted on 07/26/2004 3:26:33 PM PDT by seams2me (PUSH FOR BUSH 2004 .......(come on, admit it, you love the guy))
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To: Viet-Boat-Rider
Looks like a condom with a hole in it.

Well, Kerry is something of a d*ckhead

11 posted on 07/26/2004 3:27:15 PM PDT by My2Cents ("Fair, balanced...and unafraid.")
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To: Happy2BMe

Really, I am LOL, so funny!


12 posted on 07/26/2004 3:28:08 PM PDT by Toespi (,)
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To: Happy2BMe

What the heck is he DOING? This looks like the Dukakis tank thing. Is he doing an Evil Kenievel? (sp)


13 posted on 07/26/2004 3:28:25 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (Must get moose and squirrel ... B. Badanov)
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To: Happy2BMe

"i have been in michael moore's colon and, yes, his head is up there."


14 posted on 07/26/2004 3:29:08 PM PDT by thefactor
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To: BunnySlippers

He's just planning to go for a ride with Ted Kennedy. John wants to make sure he is dressed appropriately.


15 posted on 07/26/2004 3:29:12 PM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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To: Happy2BMe

I'm sorry Mr. Kerry. We've used the latest technology, but I'm afraid you are still full of sh**.


16 posted on 07/26/2004 3:30:00 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Happy2BMe

Tidy Bowl Man?


17 posted on 07/26/2004 3:30:07 PM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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To: Happy2BMe

That huge umbilical cord is directly attached to his wife's bank account.


18 posted on 07/26/2004 3:30:09 PM PDT by Califelephant (You can't be both pro-business and pro-trial lawyers.)
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To: Happy2BMe

"OL' KANNONBALL KERRY DECENDS DOWN INTO THE CANNON, AS THE SPECIAL VACUUM HOSE REMOVES THE EXCESS GASSES FROM THE MUZZLE OF THE ......."


19 posted on 07/26/2004 3:33:25 PM PDT by TheRightResponse
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To: weegee

LOL! That's the best caption so far.


20 posted on 07/26/2004 3:35:41 PM PDT by Brett66 (www.scifiartposters.com)
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