[finnman69]

Ground Control to Major Dork.

[oust the louse]

Senator Kerry's field trip was cut short today when he inadvertantly back up into a huge white hose and couldn't/didn't want to get loose....sources close to the Senator said they had to physically remove the Senator so he could make the convention on time....

[TC Rider]

Dukakis in a tank, meet Kerry in a blue bunny suit.

[hershey]

It looks like the hose is connected to Kerry's rump. Lift off, indeed!

[Integrityrocks]

I don't usually care much for these "caption" threads, but I gotta admit... the more he tries, the more like an igit he looks.

[smonk]

he looks like a sperm cell.

dukakis and his tank have NOTHING on this boner.

[Zeppo]

By the way, what does "S.E.G" mean, anyway?

[E=MC²]

Nature film narrator: "And here we see the hairless aqua colored groundhog emerging from his winter/spring/summer/fall hibernation quarters to check if he sees his shadow, thereby predicting 100 more days of gratuitous Bush bashing.

Does richard gere know about this species of gerbil???

[GraceCoolidge]

Sandy Berger loaned him a suit to wear to the National Archives.

[smonk]

have the DUers had their dresses blown up by this baby yet?
I can't wait.

[halosfan2002]

Introducing TeliTubbie Flip Flop

[Ann Archy]

Please stop posting FAKE pictures!! These discredit us. Even Kerry would NOT dress up in that outfit!!

[El Gato]

I liked Drudge's caption better, it sounded like they were about to lauch Kerrry to a galaxy far far away. Which would be fine with me.

[Young Werther]

John F'n Kerry as his favorite character--- THE SPERM in Woody Allen's movie, "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex but was Afraid to Ask".

AT the Convention he might dress in drag like the Transvestite Husband in the above named movie.

[kcvl]

Please GOD, lift off!

[tophat9000]

Look up in the sky! it a bird , it a plane... no! it's

Tampon Man!

......For that feeling of (National) Security

[GOP Jedi]

[aruanan]

Smurf Wannabe

[Imaverygooddriver]

Post I put on a duplicate thread:

KERRY READY FOR LIFT-OFF! (Drudge) Posted by Imaverygooddriver to Paleo Conservative On News/Activism 07/26/2004 2:44:32 PM PDT #13 of 20

I`m taking bets how long into the convention before the `Rats self destruct and expose themselves. I`m saying at the minimum an hour. It`s just too much psychosis, and at this level psychosis cannot be contained within any given period. It`s a mathematical model that a quanity of chaotic pressure cannot be contained within a given period when that chaotic pressure is already overwhelming to begin with. Sort of like blowing up a balloon to it`s utmost stretched limit before it pops and pllllllllt`s its way to the ground. Well at least when it`s all over we will know that GW will have no problem being re-elected. All the independents and all the rest of the slow will finally say to themselves "oh my, they are insane"

So I was off by 59 minutes and 10 seconds. Jimmy Carter, God love you sir. You have won my bet in record time.

[f zero]

BTT Save for later!

[f zero]

Bill, you would have never had all those problem with the blue dress if you made Monica wear one of these.