To: AFPhys; TheSpottedOwl; VaBthang4; cyborg
Who is J. Forbes Kerry?
Can't Kiss!
Can't Catch!
Can't Ride
Can't Pitch!
Can't be Trusted!
Can't Lead!
Vote Bush!
Leadership
Pitches From The Top
Of The Mound.
To: Major_Risktaker
902 posted on
07/25/2004 7:42:35 PM PDT by
Petronski
(Sandy Berger believes there's no int'l dispute that can't be solved by the U.S walking away from it.)
To: Major_Risktaker; Howlin; Peach; Ernest_at_the_Beach
950 posted on
07/25/2004 7:55:41 PM PDT by
AFPhys
((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
To: Major_Risktaker
Bravo!!!
1,039 posted on
07/25/2004 8:16:03 PM PDT by
Vision Thing
(Liberal Democrats suffer from squeamish weakness.)
To: Major_Risktaker
Forget the Dukakis moment, this is Gotterdammerung!!!
I could pitch better than that. Btw boys and girls, his ass isn't fat, he's wearing body armor below the waist. Compare his bizarre looking Dockers (yeah like he'd wear Dockers), and his cute little bike shorts. If you look closely at his chest as he heaves the ball into the dirt, you can see the outline of the vest...which of course is entirely appropriate.
Theresa looked like she was ready for a stiff brandy. This has got to be a joke. The Dems are really going to give this buffoon the nomination? I smell a crusty black pantsuit lurking in the shadows.
Thanks for the ping, this thread is a riot :-D
1,180 posted on
07/25/2004 9:36:13 PM PDT by
TheSpottedOwl
("In the Kingdom of the Deluded, the Most Outrageous Liar is King".)
To: Major_Risktaker
SWEET!!!
To: Major_Risktaker
As good as it is, instead of "Vote Bush," try "Can't compare!" to keep your Kerry can't..... theme!! (Just a suggestion!)
1,266 posted on
07/26/2004 6:21:54 AM PDT by
SpinyNorman
(Kerry: "Taking America Back!" (...to the economic malaise of the Carter administration))
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