Posted on 07/25/2004 5:06:57 PM PDT by finnman69
Kerry just 'threw' out the opening pitch at the Boston-Yankees game. Just saw Kerry pitch a really weak opening pitch, well short of the plate, bouncing under the catcher. What a poser!
Man, check out those socks. My Dork-O-Meter just pegged.
"How dare you make me throw that pitch short!"
Ewww. Anyone got a midi of "Waltz of the Flowers" to go with this?
Kerry's little photo ops would make the best (and longest) Saturday night live gig ever. Girlie-man!!!!!
No, you got that backwards, Kerry couldn't sit next to a "common soldier" for more than an inning. I'm sure the Kerry group gave him the boot.
AP Bias Correction Filtered Applied:
Bostonians showed their resentment for the Liberal Junior Senator that has locked down their wallets by greeting their hometown senator with a resounding chorus of boos and cheers. Kerry kept smiling as he threw out a pitch that sank and hit the dirt before the catcher a soldier home from Iraq (news - web sites) lunged at it in vain as it went to the backstop.
There, that's better.
I'm watching ESPN's HD broadcast, and when they showed closeups of Kerry, you could see that he had that fake tan cream applied, LIBERALLY, of course.
You know, I'm just looking at some of these pictures.
Nobody's butt is supposed to be bigger than their shoulders are wide. It's worse for a guy.
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
Sounds like he's guilty of kidnapping the press corps, doesn't it?
"The Incontinent Continental" -- LOL!
Last chance, soldierman. GO AND GET MY gawddamned chardonnay.
kerry is starting his recruitment drive with his new thought of group VAWOT(veterans agains the war on terror).
This Baseball pitch being the start of his recruitment drive for his new group, VAWOT.
kerry says, "If it worked for me once, it will work for me again".
Above is sarcasm, below is fact!!!!
Some More Interesting historical news about kerry:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1091943/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1160580/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1165078/posts
Some of kerry's friends listed below:
http://www.cpusa.org/
http://www.dsausa.org/
DSA's "Progressive Caucus" Links below:
http://bernie.house.gov/pc/
http://bernie.house.gov/pc/members.asp
They are the Enemy Within!!!!
I don't think Kerry attends many baseball games in Fenway.
Kerry's thinking: "Is that the ball I pitched? I'm sure it is."
Funny how the "two America" guy thinks its charming to turn his plane around, throw out the first pitch at the spur of the moment and get front row seats for a game that most fans couldn't even get tickets.
Thanks for confirming he WAS suppose to be in Fl
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