Kerry just flubbed the opening pitch at the Yanks-Sox game

ESPN | 7/25/04 | me

[finnman69]

Kerry just 'threw' out the opening pitch at the Boston-Yankees game. Just saw Kerry pitch a really weak opening pitch, well short of the plate, bouncing under the catcher. What a poser!

[Rebelbase]

Is that a feminine walk or not?

[kcvl]

ROFLOL!

[prairiebreeze]

Yeeahhhh!!! What a great comparison! GW at the MOUND, and girlie-man sKerry on the grass!

sKerry would have preferred to toss it underhand, you know.

Prairie

[MJY1288]

Actually, the catcher was a veteran who served in Afghanistan and Iraq

[mombonn]

kerry flubbed it - Bush aced it shortly after 9/11

Press ignores both.

Had it been the reverse - we'd still be seeing pics of the President flubbing a pitch.

[theophilusscribe]

[CFC__VRWC]

Sen. Kerry arranged for his flight between the battleground states of Ohio and Florida to be diverted to his hometown of Boston, where he had not been scheduled to make his grand entrance to the convention city until Wednesday afternoon. He said he planned the trip in secret about a week ago. "The idea of missing a Yankees-Red Sox series right before a convention week was not acceptable, so we changed the policy," Kerry told reporters on the plane.

Oh isn't that special!

"IIIIII had to upstage George BUUUUSH when heee PUUUT ON THAT FLIIIIGHT JAAAACKET and strutted around in Iraq with a PLAAAAASTIC TURRRRRKEY! So IIIIIII sneaked into this game. Heh heh heh, IIIII sure FOOOOOLED you, didn't IIIII? YOOOOUUUU should have a BEEEEER with MEEEE and IIIIIII'LLL tell you about how IIIII SERRRRVED IN VIETNAAAAAAM!"

[Dan from Michigan]

Bwahahhahaha. Look at the fans in the background. They're laughing at him!!!

[Glenn]

As a girl, I resent having the way Kerry throws compared to me. >:{

I apologize. But only because no one asked me to.

[mewzilla]

Booed in Beantown...

Maybe they do make Bostonians like they used to...

[onyx]

#137 tells the real story!

[CFC__VRWC]

Sen. Kerry arranged for his flight between the battleground states of Ohio and Florida to be diverted to his hometown of Boston, where he had not been scheduled to make his grand entrance to the convention city until Wednesday afternoon. He said he planned the trip in secret about a week ago.

"The idea of missing a Yankees-Red Sox series right before a convention week was not acceptable, so we changed the policy," Kerry told reporters on the plane.

Oh isn't that special!

"IIIIII had to upstage George BUUUUSH when heee PUUUT ON THAT FLIIIIGHT JAAAACKET and strutted around in Iraq with a PLAAAAASTIC TURRRRRKEY! So IIIIIII sneaked into this game. Heh heh heh, IIIII sure FOOOOOLED you, didn't IIIII? YOOOOUUUU should have a BEEEEER with MEEEE and IIIIIII'LLL tell you about how IIIII SERRRRVED IN VIETNAAAAAAM!"

[kcvl]

I knew that! I was just teasing you. lol!

[hole_n_one]

After the pitch comes up short and rolls past the "catcher", Kerry pumped his fist in the air in triumph.

LOL!

He's such a dork!

[Petronski]

Don't laugh! That feminine walk is what attracted his new partner...it makes his ass wiggle irresistibly.

[Solamente]

Does anyone doubt he's not wearing adult diapers as a result of his prostate removal? "The Incontinent Continental!"

[MJY1288]

He looks like he is walking down the isle for another Gay Marriage in Massachusetts

[Semi Civil Servant]

Kerry threw his sinker.

Think of it as a metaphor for his campaign.

[Miss Marple]

I would bet cash money that the soldier was invited some time ago to THROW the first pitch. Kerry wanted to do it, so I bet they MADE the soldier be the catcher. That is what I think happened. Of course I have no proof, but I will bet we find out soon enough.