Kerry just flubbed the opening pitch at the Yanks-Sox game

ESPN | 7/25/04 | me

[dandi]

Man, check out those socks. My Dork-O-Meter just pegged.

[LibWhacker]

Owww... I tore my flip-flop tendon!

[OXENinFLA]

NOTE: This is AFTER the pitch.

"How dare you make me throw that pitch short!"

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Look at the grip he's got on this kid's neck.

[MaeWest]

Ewww. Anyone got a midi of "Waltz of the Flowers" to go with this?

[Sacajaweau]

Kerry's little photo ops would make the best (and longest) Saturday night live gig ever. Girlie-man!!!!!

[Lurking in Kansas]

I guess the soldier returning from Iraq couldn't stand sitting next to Kerry for more than an inning:

No, you got that backwards, Kerry couldn't sit next to a "common soldier" for more than an inning. I'm sure the Kerry group gave him the boot.

[hole_n_one]

[Henchster]

Bostonians showed their resentment for the Democratic National Convention that has locked down their city by greeting their hometown senator with a mixed chorus of boos and cheers. Kerry kept smiling as he threw out a pitch that sank and hit the dirt before the catcher — a soldier home from Iraq (news - web sites) — could catch it.

AP Bias Correction Filtered Applied:

Bostonians showed their resentment for the Liberal Junior Senator that has locked down their wallets by greeting their hometown senator with a resounding chorus of boos and cheers. Kerry kept smiling as he threw out a pitch that sank and hit the dirt before the catcher — a soldier home from Iraq (news - web sites) — lunged at it in vain as it went to the backstop.

There, that's better.

I'm watching ESPN's HD broadcast, and when they showed closeups of Kerry, you could see that he had that fake tan cream applied, LIBERALLY, of course.

[Judith Anne]

You know, I'm just looking at some of these pictures.

Nobody's butt is supposed to be bigger than their shoulders are wide. It's worse for a guy.

[OXENinFLA]

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

[thoughtomator]

Sounds like he's guilty of kidnapping the press corps, doesn't it?

[Yardstick]

"The Incontinent Continental" -- LOL!

[Petronski]

Last chance, soldierman. GO AND GET MY gawddamned chardonnay.

[Defender2]

kerry is starting his recruitment drive with his new thought of group VAWOT(veterans agains the war on terror).
This Baseball pitch being the start of his recruitment drive for his new group, VAWOT.

kerry says, "If it worked for me once, it will work for me again".

Above is sarcasm, below is fact!!!!

Some More Interesting historical news about kerry:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1091943/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1160580/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1165078/posts

Some of kerry's friends listed below:

http://www.cpusa.org/

http://www.dsausa.org/

DSA's "Progressive Caucus" Links below:

http://bernie.house.gov/pc/

http://bernie.house.gov/pc/members.asp

They are the Enemy Within!!!!

[kabar]

I don't think Kerry attends many baseball games in Fenway.

[hispanarepublicana]

[arasina]

Kerry's thinking: "Is that the ball I pitched? I'm sure it is."

[Dolphy]

Funny how the "two America" guy thinks its charming to turn his plane around, throw out the first pitch at the spur of the moment and get front row seats for a game that most fans couldn't even get tickets.

[Mo1]

He's scheduled to speak at the Kennedy Space Center on Monday. He was scheduled to arrive at a local airport at 6:45pm tonight.

Thanks for confirming he WAS suppose to be in Fl