Kerry just flubbed the opening pitch at the Yanks-Sox game

ESPN | 7/25/04 | me

[finnman69]

Kerry just 'threw' out the opening pitch at the Boston-Yankees game. Just saw Kerry pitch a really weak opening pitch, well short of the plate, bouncing under the catcher. What a poser!

[Choose Ye This Day]

Oh, that is great. I hope Fox News picks that up.

[Choose Ye This Day]

ROFLMBO!!!!

[Major_Risktaker]

I can't with for the side by side debates.

[ntnychik]

"Refs"
Bwahahaaaa! Can you imagine if Pres. Bush had said anything that stupid! My local channels have erased the booing. I hadn't heard the REF blooper. By tomorrow, they'll probably have edited out the pitch entirely, leaving just his fake smile and victory fist pump.

[Flash Bazbeaux]

Re Kerry being booed by Red Sox fans.

Some may not remember, or may never have known, but the LAST time a Democrat from Massachusetts ran for President, the good citizens of the state were pretty much fed up with him by election day. I heard tell that "The Duke makes me puke" was a very popular Massachusetts bumper sticker in November 1988.

[RightWhale]

A class act. After returning from the moon he wanted NO limelight, felt he should not be getting the attention. A book is coming out shortly that should clarify a lot of misconceptions and myths about Armstrong.

[TimPatriot]

I was at the game, in the 3rd row 5 seats from the right field foul pole, I was booing widly when Kerry and Kennedy were announced. It sounded to me that most of the noise were boos. I don't know what it sounded like around home plate, but I was hoping the TV audio would pick it up. That's a total embarassment for him, reminiscent of Hillary getting booed off the stage a month or two after 9/11/2001 at a concert for the NYFD.

[My2Cents]

Did anyone check the ball? I bet he doctored it.

[Major_Risktaker]

Kerry tossed the ball as far as he tosses the metals.

Looks like the same shirt, pants, shoes and belt. Hey is it a fake out picture or is it real.

[NYCVirago]

I was at the game, in the 3rd row 5 seats from the right field foul pole, I was booing widly when Kerry and Kennedy were announced. It sounded to me that most of the noise were boos. I don't know what it sounded like around home plate, but I was hoping the TV audio would pick it up. That's a total embarassment for him, reminiscent of Hillary getting booed off the stage a month or two after 9/11/2001 at a concert for the NYFD.

Thanks for the report. Did you hear anybody mocking his pathetic throw?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Just got back from a sports bar. Told everyone that there was a free drink on me if they would play "spot the metrosexual." That involved pointing and yelling the word "metrosexual" if they spotted Kerry before I did during the Sox game. Nobody was interested, or too blitzed, or too wrapped up in the real life drama going on at that bar. The patrons could have cleaned up on me as they put him on about a million times, but I didn't have to pay up once. Plus the bands really sucked.

They told me that the band "Urge Overkill" was there last Tuesday and i missed it. I told them I was going home to shoot myself, as they're one of my favorites. I'm still mad as I checked their website every week except this last one.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I forgot to add the best thing. All through the game, the sound was off on a dozen TV's

[RasterMaster]

Anyone know for certain if showing up looking like a hippie wearing your uniform....isn't there some sort of reprimand for that?

Although I was a few months old when Kerry began his quest for power, I grew to learn who the real enemy is...so my personal note to all the pieces of $hit hippy-scumbags who called themselves "veterans" that were there with John Kohn Kerry, MAY YOUR CORPSE BE PISSED ON by 1 million commie b@stard$ that you still call "brother" and the memory of you fade into nothing more than USEFULL IDIOT!

To all those who were there with this low-life bunch, and yet still breathe, I hope all the vets you pissed on get to greet you before you spend your eternity with fire.

God Bless the REAL men of the US armed forces!

[Grampa Dave]

Kerry is a metrosexual gigolo faux war hero pompous windbag girly guy!

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I just saw the clip on FNC. They didn't have any audio, and they didn't show the follow-through on the pitch - just the release. No mention of the booing either.

If FNC won't tell the truth about it, no one will.

Damn.

[Grampa Dave]

Meek, Martin has set it up for you here!

[Ichneumon]

[Grampa Dave]

What a great line. You should use it as your tagline!

Kerry plans a secret trip to his hometown, and Bush planned a secret trip to Baghdad... compare and contrast, friends.

[ILBBACH]

GWB is some kind HOT ping!

Awesome pick of W pitching...

GOTTA LOVE IT!!!

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[Ruth A.]

He does seem to have a rather large backside--for someone who is involved in so many sports. You gave a very probable answer. Of course, he may have mistakenly put on a bullet-proof vest on down there. Like Berger, sKerry may keep important papers down there.