Posted on 07/25/2004 3:18:25 PM PDT by doug from upland
MY FAVORITE THINGS - 2nd version
Nude pix of Rondstadt before she's two eighty...the colonoscopy photos of Katie
Ron Reagan's tutu from his final dance...these are things I have stuffed down my pants
Bill Clinton's sink that he visited often...the secrets Foster took into his coffin
Ron Reagan's tutu from his final dance...these are things I have stuffed down in my pants
Bobby Bonds' card signed with certification...Joe Biden's hairplugs with dark pigmentation
Ron Reagan's tutu from his final dance...these are things I have stuffed down in my pants
When there's something that I covet...I don't take a chance
I simply make certain no one's in the room and I stuff it down...my pants
Tiger Woods' scorecard when he won the Masters...the tape when Clinton called Cuomo a bastard
Ron Reagan's tutu from his final dance...these are things I have stuffed down my pants
Pictures of Hillary with other women...unseen reports when Kopechne went swimmin'
Ron Reagan's tutu from his final dance...these are things I have stuffed down my pants
Transcripts of phone sex that still are forbidden...letters from Monica that Bill wants hidden
Ron Reagan's tutu from his final dance...these are things I have stuffed down my pants
When there's something that I covet...I don't take a chance
I simply make certain no one's in the room and I stuff it down...my pants
I was hoping to hear a recorded version of this. I'm sure it would be much funnier than the humming of Julie Andrews that played in my head during my reading.
This is rich.
Click on the MIDI link and get the music.
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