Freeper Graphic Artist Needed

(show Sandy Berger)

I am Sam

Sam I am

(Show John Kerry)

That Sam-I-am!

I do not like that Sam-I-am!

(Sandy Berger holding some papers)

Would you like

some docs I’ve scammed?

(John Kerry, angry)

I do not want them, Sam-I-am.

I do not want those

docs you’ve scammed.

(Sandy Berger, pointing to Kerry's socks and pants)

Would you like them

here or there?

(Kerry)

I would not like them

here or there.

I would not like them anywhere.

I do not want those

docs you’ve scammed..

I do not want them, Sam-I-am.

(Berger talking)

Would you like them for your spouse?

Would you like them, to win “The House”?

You do not want them. So you say.

Read them! Read them!And you may.

Read them and you may, I say.

(show Kerry dreaming of White House and bags of money, but no text)

(Kerry talking)

Sam! If you will let me be,

I will read them. You will see.

(Kerry excited)

Say! I like these docs you’ve scammed!

I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!

And I will use them when I talk.

And I will use them when I walk.

And I will put them on my site.

And I will use them to beat the right.

And I will read them, to my butler, Lurch

And I will dream them, asleep in church.

And when I flip. And when I flop.

And on my bike. And my family’s SUV.

They are so good, so good, you see!

(Another graphic of Kerry talking)

So I will read them, to my spouse.

And I will read them to win “The” house.

And I will put them here and there.

Say! I will use them ANYWHERE!

I do so like these

docs you’ve scammed!

Thank you!

Thank you, Sam-I-am!

1 posted on 07/23/2004 1:04:51 PM PDT by kidd

LOL

Sounds like a job for a flash animation guru.

2 posted on 07/23/2004 1:07:16 PM PDT by Grig

Does this one have any possibilities?

4 posted on 07/23/2004 1:13:34 PM PDT by kidd

To: Registered; warmouth

5 posted on 07/23/2004 1:14:22 PM PDT by Darth Reagan (your lazy butts are in this too)

And while you are at it, graphics gurus, please make FreeRepublic a favicon.

Thanks for your consideration.

6 posted on 07/23/2004 1:15:47 PM PDT by Glenn (The two keys to character: 1) Learn how to keep a secret. 2) ...)

favicon is not in my dictionary, did you spell it right?

7 posted on 07/23/2004 1:24:22 PM PDT by big bad easter bunny

8 posted on 07/23/2004 1:25:34 PM PDT by stylin_geek (Koffi: 0, G.W. Bush: (I lost count))

To: kidd; longfellow

9 posted on 07/23/2004 1:29:01 PM PDT by NYCop (Bush, the right choice for real men)

10 posted on 07/23/2004 1:29:28 PM PDT by ItsForTheChildren

To: ItsForTheChildren

Is jib-jab a Freeper or a website?

11 posted on 07/23/2004 1:30:45 PM PDT by kidd

12 posted on 07/23/2004 1:35:50 PM PDT by glock rocks (will you tell me a story?)

13 posted on 07/23/2004 1:36:33 PM PDT by glock rocks (will you tell me a story?)

This is the best I could come with. Not sure I could tackle that one. Sounds like a winner though!

14 posted on 07/23/2004 1:39:56 PM PDT by gogov

15 posted on 07/23/2004 1:48:58 PM PDT by my_pointy_head_is_sharp

To: IPWGOP; Lady Jag

16 posted on 07/23/2004 2:02:16 PM PDT by pookie18

I can see the similarities!

17 posted on 07/23/2004 2:21:25 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Sure glad I was old enough to vote for President Reagan!!!)

Could you do a Mrs. F'n too?

18 posted on 07/23/2004 2:22:07 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Sure glad I was old enough to vote for President Reagan!!!)

19 posted on 07/23/2004 2:22:24 PM PDT by TBarnett34 (CA Dems: "Ohmigawd! We are soooo not girly!")

To: kidd; PJ-Comix

PJ, I don't know what you've been up to, but this has "Triumphal Return of PJ-Comix" written all over it. Hope all's been well otherwise.

kidd, so funny it hurts.

20 posted on 07/23/2004 5:34:32 PM PDT by JerseyHighlander

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