I found this rather amusing.
To: stylin_geek
I inadvertently missed Hillary's speech. I say inadvertently because it was Shark Week on the Discovery Channel and I didn't realize I wasn't watching her.I nearly spit my dip out when I read that.
2 posted on
07/23/2004 1:03:55 PM PDT by
ICX
(I will stand up and struggle to get that right balance between violence, sex, and things. - Kerry)
To: stylin_geek
3 posted on
07/23/2004 1:06:41 PM PDT by
hookman
To: stylin_geek
I would rather drag my manhood through a mile of razors and broken glass than entertain the thought of that flip floppin' gigilo Lurch kissing that unkempt frumpy South African senior citizen condimentress. She is definitley the antidote for a Viagra overdose if I've ever seen one. Gonna go brush my teeth.
4 posted on
07/23/2004 1:08:48 PM PDT by
koolaidsmile
(Chirac! You are no longer welcome in the U.S.)
To: stylin_geek
5 posted on
07/23/2004 1:11:11 PM PDT by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: stylin_geek
Writing Gothics is as bad as watching conventions. I took a course in court transcribing, so I used to write them on the Stenotype machine when drunk and transcribe them when sober. "Come here, you little fool" in Stenotype is: KOPL HER RBGS U HREUTL TPAOL. (That's faster to take down than it looks.) If you want to bombard Gore campaign headquarters with this coded message, I am powerless to stop you. Repressing laughter at work makes my stomach hurt.
8 posted on
07/23/2004 1:14:20 PM PDT by
Taliesan
(fiction police)
To: stylin_geek
"Come here, you little fool" in Stenotype is: KOPL HER RBGS U HREUTL TPAOL. (That's faster to take down than it looks.) If you want to bombard Gore Kerry campaign headquarters with this coded message, I am powerless to stop you. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... Thank goodness I'd swallowed first!
10 posted on
07/23/2004 1:14:59 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
(It's possible that I look exactly like Catherine Zeta-Jones.)
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