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To: stylin_geek

I would rather drag my manhood through a mile of razors and broken glass than entertain the thought of that flip floppin' gigilo Lurch kissing that unkempt frumpy South African senior citizen condimentress. She is definitley the antidote for a Viagra overdose if I've ever seen one. Gonna go brush my teeth.


4 posted on 07/23/2004 1:08:48 PM PDT by koolaidsmile (Chirac! You are no longer welcome in the U.S.)
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To: koolaidsmile

Replace "frumpy South African senior citizen condimentress" with "wildebeest" and you're spot on.


6 posted on 07/23/2004 1:12:21 PM PDT by ICX (I will stand up and struggle to get that right balance between violence, sex, and things. - Kerry)
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To: koolaidsmile

I just hope he kisses HER instead of his running mate.


19 posted on 07/23/2004 10:11:58 PM PDT by texasflower (in the event of the Rapture, the Bush White House will be unmanned.)
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