Another fine day in Beancounterville!!! Right accros the water from Margaritaville (He's crazy and dangerous...but who else can ya trust?)
Posted on 07/21/2004 8:00:17 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
I always forget me.
And then I bump into me in the oddest places..
Good morning Troops and Canteen!
Hope everyone is doing well.
Just popping in for a few this morning. I will try to get back here later.
Hope everyone is ready for the weekend and Camp tomorrow!!
Anyhoo, the 9/11 Commission is releasing their report today.
MoJo will help you figure out what they are going to say in this "non-partisan" report paid for by YOU and me. WooHoo! Aren't we all dummies? Anyhoo, I'll do it without spending any taxpayer dollars. Ain't I generous? Hehe!
9/11 Commission Report Will Reveal These Things
by MoJo
(Done absolutely free without killing any chickens or wasting your money!)
1. The report will reveal that Bill Clinton was President of the United States at some point.
2. The report will reveal that George W. Bush was President Of the United States at some point.
3. In between these two Presidents, 911 happened.
4. A bunch of Arab men hijacked planes.
5. Our security was lapsed.
6. Our intelligence lapsed.
7. Our intelligence needs to improve.
8. Our security needs to improve.
9. We need to be more forceful about implementing these improvements.
MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!!
10. The American Taxpayer must pay more money to ensure that these things happen. And by the way, YOU ARE FOOTING THE BILL FOR THIS 527 PAGE REPORT! WoOHoo!!
Screwed again.
Ain't life grand? Hehe!
There's Camp tomorrow????
Awww...that's right. We ain't going to Camp tomorrow. We're going to Hooters, huh?
Oh wait! That's everyday. You must take us there everyday because you love their HOT WINGS, huh? LOL!
Another fine day in Beancounterville!!! Right accros the water from Margaritaville (He's crazy and dangerous...but who else can ya trust?)
Another fine day in Beancounterville!!! Right accros the water from Margaritaville (He's crazy and dangerous...but who else can ya trust?)
What a terrible sight to see on only 2 cups of coffee!
Morning all!
What's an old sea dog like you doing living in the desert?? I thought that honor was reserved for old troopers like me.
I'm not the ONLY one who likes "hot wings".....
I'll be offline most of the day, so I'll take the opportunity right now to thank you for what you've done so far.
We did this to bring a little bit of home to our deployed troops, and you've already done a magnificent job of doing just that.
Again, thank you.
This any better??????.....
Riiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt!!
Of course, you're the "man of the people". Or is that just a campaign slogan to weasel votes out of unsuspecting old women (like Ma) and males that truly tell their wives that they love Hooters' wings. LOL!
I was thinking in more of a military vein:
Trooper
Airborne
Ranger
and for all our Air Assault gys.....
Legs onna string
Hoooooah
You're going to be offline most of the day?
Cause you're taking Piper to Disneyworld, right? Hehe!!
*HUGS*
Have a fabulous day!
Tom and I will be here arguing as usual over hot wings at HOoters. Or the lack of any that taste good. Hehe!
Who's THAT CREEP!
(((((MOJO))))!
That's Philip I (the Handsome)
MINE
MINE
MINE
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