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Good morning Troops and Canteen!

Hope everyone is doing well.

Just popping in for a few this morning. I will try to get back here later.

Hope everyone is ready for the weekend and Camp tomorrow!!

Anyhoo, the 9/11 Commission is releasing their report today.

MoJo will help you figure out what they are going to say in this "non-partisan" report paid for by YOU and me. WooHoo! Aren't we all dummies? Anyhoo, I'll do it without spending any taxpayer dollars. Ain't I generous? Hehe!

9/11 Commission Report Will Reveal These Things
by MoJo
(Done absolutely free without killing any chickens or wasting your money!)

1. The report will reveal that Bill Clinton was President of the United States at some point.
2. The report will reveal that George W. Bush was President Of the United States at some point.
3. In between these two Presidents, 911 happened.
4. A bunch of Arab men hijacked planes.
5. Our security was lapsed.
6. Our intelligence lapsed.
7. Our intelligence needs to improve.
8. Our security needs to improve.
9. We need to be more forceful about implementing these improvements.
MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!!
10. The American Taxpayer must pay more money to ensure that these things happen. And by the way, YOU ARE FOOTING THE BILL FOR THIS 527 PAGE REPORT! WoOHoo!!

Screwed again.

Ain't life grand? Hehe!