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My answer is

Bush made him do it!

1 posted on 07/20/2004 3:32:41 PM PDT by crusty codger
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1) Depends!


2 posted on 07/20/2004 3:33:32 PM PDT by Luis Gonzalez (Sin Patria, pero sin amo)
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The highlighter ink makes his testicles tingle.


3 posted on 07/20/2004 3:34:17 PM PDT by petercooper (In the end, Democrats are just a bunch of jackasses.)
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He was doing a "GORE".


4 posted on 07/20/2004 3:34:24 PM PDT by beyond the sea (There's always one to turn and walk away ........ and one who just wants to stay)
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They were National Security Breeches.


5 posted on 07/20/2004 3:34:53 PM PDT by sourcery (This is your country. This is your country under socialism. Any questions? Just say no to Socialism!)
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Because all of his tube socks were in the laundry ????


6 posted on 07/20/2004 3:34:56 PM PDT by clamper1797 (This Vietnam Vet ain't Fonda Kerry)
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The 'Gore Package Bulge' thing!


7 posted on 07/20/2004 3:35:20 PM PDT by beyond the sea (There's always one to turn and walk away ........ and one who just wants to stay)
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Because Hilliary didn't have room in her pants.


9 posted on 07/20/2004 3:35:34 PM PDT by w1andsodidwe (Jimmy Carter allowed radical Islam to get a foothold in Iran.)
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For the same reason some women stuff their bras?


10 posted on 07/20/2004 3:35:40 PM PDT by South40 (Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
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aiegore: "I wish sandy would stuff something in my pants"
12 posted on 07/20/2004 3:36:08 PM PDT by ChadGore (Vote Bush. He's Earned It.)
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I still maintain that any documents stuffed into Dr Condi Rice's brassiere or stockings would be one damn lucky set of documents!
13 posted on 07/20/2004 3:36:10 PM PDT by HitmanLV (I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.)
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BAD Jock Itch
15 posted on 07/20/2004 3:36:39 PM PDT by Mark (Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
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To attract female companionship!


17 posted on 07/20/2004 3:38:31 PM PDT by The Scorpion King
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10. "Oopsie...did I leave my grovery list and credit card bill in the SCIF again?"

9. "I thought they were Vince Foster's documents. Honest mistake!"

8. "I demand that Paul Wolfowitz account for his whearabouts when the documents went missing."

7. "Did you know that Kerry served in Vietnam?"

6. "It's because of Israel's Amen Corner."

5. "It's because of the Neo-Conservative Cabal."

4. "It's because of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy."

3. "It's Halliburton's fault."

2. "It's Cheney's fault."

1. "It's Bush's fault."


18 posted on 07/20/2004 3:38:55 PM PDT by Poohbah ("Beware the fury of a patient man." -- John Dryden)
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Top 10 reasons he stuffed papers in his pants and socks...

(10) He said to himself, what would Bill Clinton do if he were in this situation?

(9) He said to himself, what would Fawn Hall do with national security documents in a situation like this?

(8) He is having an affair with a French spy and he liked the idea of her searching for national security documents in his pants.......sorry this is too similar to reason 10

(7) His wife is one sick lady.

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(1) it was inadvertant!

19 posted on 07/20/2004 3:39:16 PM PDT by Robert357
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Don't know about the pants, but the alledged sock-stuffing had something to do with footnotes, I think.


20 posted on 07/20/2004 3:39:59 PM PDT by bin2baghdad
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He likes the feel of leather.


21 posted on 07/20/2004 3:40:58 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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Because Sandy had to spend a lot of time with the Kerrys and Teresa was too cheap to put TP in her 26 bathrooms.


25 posted on 07/20/2004 3:46:06 PM PDT by syriacus (WJC escapes personal blame by blaming his demons. Will WJC agree to see an exorcist?)
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I'll be "darned."


27 posted on 07/20/2004 3:48:06 PM PDT by Toespi (,)
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Because he thought the documents were panty-waste.
29 posted on 07/20/2004 3:51:22 PM PDT by stripes1776
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He was keeping them safe in Gore's famous "Lock Box"...


31 posted on 07/20/2004 3:52:11 PM PDT by AD-15
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