My answer is Bush made him do it!
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To: crusty codger
2 posted on
07/20/2004 3:33:32 PM PDT by
Luis Gonzalez
(Sin Patria, pero sin amo)
To: crusty codger
The highlighter ink makes his testicles tingle.
3 posted on
07/20/2004 3:34:17 PM PDT by
petercooper
(In the end, Democrats are just a bunch of jackasses.)
To: crusty codger
4 posted on
07/20/2004 3:34:24 PM PDT by
beyond the sea
(There's always one to turn and walk away ........ and one who just wants to stay)
To: crusty codger
They were National Security Breeches.
5 posted on
07/20/2004 3:34:53 PM PDT by
sourcery
(This is your country. This is your country under socialism. Any questions? Just say no to Socialism!)
To: crusty codger
Because all of his tube socks were in the laundry ????
6 posted on
07/20/2004 3:34:56 PM PDT by
clamper1797
(This Vietnam Vet ain't Fonda Kerry)
To: crusty codger
The 'Gore Package Bulge' thing!
7 posted on
07/20/2004 3:35:20 PM PDT by
beyond the sea
(There's always one to turn and walk away ........ and one who just wants to stay)
To: crusty codger
Because Hilliary didn't have room in her pants.
9 posted on
07/20/2004 3:35:34 PM PDT by
w1andsodidwe
(Jimmy Carter allowed radical Islam to get a foothold in Iran.)
To: crusty codger
For the same reason some women stuff their bras?
10 posted on
07/20/2004 3:35:40 PM PDT by
South40
(Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
To: crusty codger
aiegore: "I wish sandy would stuff something in my pants"
12 posted on
07/20/2004 3:36:08 PM PDT by
ChadGore
(Vote Bush. He's Earned It.)
To: crusty codger
I still maintain that any documents stuffed into Dr Condi Rice's brassiere or stockings would be one damn lucky set of documents!
13 posted on
07/20/2004 3:36:10 PM PDT by
HitmanLV
(I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.)
To: crusty codger
BAD Jock Itch
15 posted on
07/20/2004 3:36:39 PM PDT by
Mark
(Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
To: crusty codger
To attract female companionship!
To: crusty codger; hchutch; mhking
10. "Oopsie...did I leave my grovery list and credit card bill in the SCIF again?"
9. "I thought they were Vince Foster's documents. Honest mistake!"
8. "I demand that Paul Wolfowitz account for his whearabouts when the documents went missing."
7. "Did you know that Kerry served in Vietnam?"
6. "It's because of Israel's Amen Corner."
5. "It's because of the Neo-Conservative Cabal."
4. "It's because of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy."
3. "It's Halliburton's fault."
2. "It's Cheney's fault."
1. "It's Bush's fault."
18 posted on
07/20/2004 3:38:55 PM PDT by
Poohbah
("Beware the fury of a patient man." -- John Dryden)
To: crusty codger
Top 10 reasons he stuffed papers in his pants and socks...
(10) He said to himself, what would Bill Clinton do if he were in this situation?
(9) He said to himself, what would Fawn Hall do with national security documents in a situation like this?
(8) He is having an affair with a French spy and he liked the idea of her searching for national security documents in his pants.......sorry this is too similar to reason 10
(7) His wife is one sick lady.
....
(1) it was inadvertant!
To: crusty codger
Don't know about the pants, but the alledged sock-stuffing had something to do with footnotes, I think.
To: crusty codger
He likes the feel of leather.
To: crusty codger
Because Sandy had to spend a lot of time with the Kerrys and Teresa was too cheap to put TP in her 26 bathrooms.
25 posted on
07/20/2004 3:46:06 PM PDT by
syriacus
(WJC escapes personal blame by blaming his demons. Will WJC agree to see an exorcist?)
To: crusty codger
27 posted on
07/20/2004 3:48:06 PM PDT by
Toespi
(,)
To: crusty codger
Because he thought the documents were panty-waste.
To: crusty codger
He was keeping them safe in Gore's famous "Lock Box"...
31 posted on
07/20/2004 3:52:11 PM PDT by
AD-15
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