[Poohbah]

10. "Oopsie...did I leave my grovery list and credit card bill in the SCIF again?"

9. "I thought they were Vince Foster's documents. Honest mistake!"

8. "I demand that Paul Wolfowitz account for his whearabouts when the documents went missing."

7. "Did you know that Kerry served in Vietnam?"

6. "It's because of Israel's Amen Corner."

5. "It's because of the Neo-Conservative Cabal."

4. "It's because of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy."

3. "It's Halliburton's fault."

2. "It's Cheney's fault."

1. "It's Bush's fault."

[Rakkasan1]

too obvious:HALLIBURTIN