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Top 10 reasons why Mr. Berger stuffed classified documents into his pants?
07/20/04
| crusty codger
Posted on 07/20/2004 3:32:40 PM PDT by crusty codger
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To: crusty codger
He likes the feel of leather.
To: bin2baghdad
Don't know about the pants, but the alledged sock-stuffing had something to do with footnotes, I think.*GROAN*
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posted on
07/20/2004 3:44:27 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
("Beware the fury of a patient man." -- John Dryden)
To: Poohbah
Berger Top Ten (Reasons for Pilfering National Security Documents) 10. Was absent on day Clinton held Document Handling 101 class at local Hooters
9. After two weeks on Jenny Craig, socks wouldnt stay up, and neither would pants
8. Street guy taught him trick to staying warm
9. Craig Livingston said it was OK
7. Hillary asked him to
6. Marine guarding files had his back turned
5. Ran out of firewood at home, and it was a cold day
4. Kerry had been in Aspen and wanted a briefing
3. Joe Wilson didnt actually have any documents and felt left out
2. The media would bury the story
1. With Jamie Gorelick already on the Commission stealing them wouldnt matter
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posted on
07/20/2004 3:44:56 PM PDT
by
CT
(Oppose Left Wing Anti-American 'Hatriotsim)
To: Luis Gonzalez
One of my favorite political jokes was during the Clinton/Dole campain. They asked Dole if he wore boxers or briefs, he replied depends.
To: crusty codger
Because Sandy had to spend a lot of time with the Kerrys and Teresa was too cheap to put TP in her 26 bathrooms.
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posted on
07/20/2004 3:46:06 PM PDT
by
syriacus
(WJC escapes personal blame by blaming his demons. Will WJC agree to see an exorcist?)
To: Luis Gonzalez
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posted on
07/20/2004 3:46:39 PM PDT
by
theophilusscribe
("America is too great for small dreams." —Ronald Wilson Reagan)
To: crusty codger
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posted on
07/20/2004 3:48:06 PM PDT
by
Toespi
(,)
To: syriacus
He paniced when he thought he would be discovered and remembered the words often screamed at the Clinton White House, "Dammit, keep it in your pants!"
To: crusty codger
Because he thought the documents were panty-waste.
To: All
He knows that now, no one will want to touch them.
He thought that they would just be blown off.
He knows that now the commission will view the documents and say, "This just stinks."
His pockets were already full.
Because "he could".
He only wanted the odd pages -- hey, it's not his fault that the even pages were attached.
Hillary wouldn't do it because she won't let anything of Bill's into HER pants.
There are just some things that you cannot get Madeline Albright or Janet Reno to do.
He was pissed because Arnold called the Democratic Legislature in California a bunch of "girlymen".
And lastly: He didn't want to put himself into a position where he might commit Arkancide.
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posted on
07/20/2004 3:51:41 PM PDT
by
baltodog
(There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.)
To: crusty codger
He was keeping them safe in Gore's famous "Lock Box"...
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posted on
07/20/2004 3:52:11 PM PDT
by
AD-15
To: crusty codger
Those weren't "top secret national security documents" in his pants, he was just happy to see jamie Gorelick.
Doesn't explain his socks, though...
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posted on
07/20/2004 3:53:35 PM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: sourcery
They were National Security Breeches. close
National Security Briefs
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posted on
07/20/2004 3:55:08 PM PDT
by
Phsstpok
(often wrong, but never in doubt)
To: crusty codger
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posted on
07/20/2004 3:56:18 PM PDT
by
mrsmith
("Oyez, oyez! All rise for the Honorable Chief Justice... Hillary Rodham Clinton ")
To: HitmanNY
I'd love to be the docs stuffed into Condi's bra!!!
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posted on
07/20/2004 3:56:20 PM PDT
by
ebiskit
To: crusty codger
Because the plans for the neutron bomb wouldn't quite fit.
To: crusty codger
1. Because he could.
2. Because he could.
3. Because he could.
4-10. Same as above.
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posted on
07/20/2004 3:57:19 PM PDT
by
Maria S
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Hillary Clinton, 6/28/04)
To: crusty codger
Are those classified documents stuffed down your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
To: crusty codger
Top 10 reasons why Mr. Berger stuffed classified documents into his pants? 10. That freshly crinkled paper feeling
9. How did those get in there
8. AC on High and no undies
7. Forgot his Depends
6. Hey baby wanna see my "secrets"
5. Wow Bill was right it does make you feel springtime fresh
4. Please let this make Hillary dispose of my FBI file
3. I sure hope Michael Moore can use these in his next "Documentary"
2. It's Bush's fault1. His socks were full!
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posted on
07/20/2004 3:58:32 PM PDT
by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: crusty codger
The toilet paper spindle was empty in the mens restroom,so Sandy borrowed some paper he found on a nearby table just outside the restroom door <:^). Yeah that's the ticket.
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