It adds a whole new meaning to "Take Back America" as their campaign slogan.
Posted on 07/20/2004 2:45:39 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - IF I FELL - click on Beatles, then click on 1st version of If I Fell
If I stuff files down my pants, will you please give me a chance
And will you lend a hand
'Cause I stuffed things there before, and I waddled out the door
So please understand
If I stuff files down my pants...I must be sure
You'll be giving me a chance...and you'll let me explain
I had left home my Depends...I had to go
I knew I was set to burst...there's trouble down below
As my bladder starts to hurt, oh, my
I knew not for very long I'd stay dry
Please give me a break for once...stop mocking me
Don't make fun of someone with a disability
It was not nefarious...I swear to you
If our roles had been reversed, you'd do it too....you know
It can be embarrassing, you bet
When you're smiling at a girl and you're wet
I had left home my Depends...I had to go
I knew I was set to burst...there's trouble down below
There was trouble down below
His pants are now famous. They should be put on exhibit in a museum, billed as "The National Security Breeches."
Excellent. How long have you been working on that?
It came to me as I was reading your song.
It adds a whole new meaning to "Take Back America" as their campaign slogan.
Man...FReepers are coming up with some excellent stuff.
I saw "Trousergate" on another thread.
Got a new one for you to try. Girlie, Girlie Men (sung to the Village People's (Macho,Macho Man).
Should be a number one all time seller.
Got anything for "I don't want to Spoil the Party" yet?
This is perhaps the most famous episode of what was arguably the best TV situation comedy of the 1970s. When WJM-TV's children's show host, Chuckles the Clown, is accidentally killed by an elephant, while dressed as a peanut, his death provokes numerous newsroom jokes by Murray, Lou, and Ted--who are upbraided for their insensitivity by a shocked Mary. They all attend the funeral, and once it starts, Mary cannot hold back the giggles that well up until she is laughing uncontrollably. "Chuckles Bites the Dust" is at once incredibly human and supremely funny, with great performances from the entire cast. As Chuckles would say, "A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants." --Marshall Fine
I can't remember ever doing that song.
It's one of my favorite songs by them but would make for a humorous parody. :)
OMG Doug rack ittt
That cool
Rack itttt LOLOL!
Girlie, Girlie Men (sung to the Village People's (Macho,Macho Man).
How's THIS one going????
Haven't I done enough? :)
Yes!!!
I'm not worthy.....
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