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Yes, Down My Pants. Oh, Like You Haven't?
American Digest ^ | July 20, 2004 | Gerard Van der Leun

Posted on 07/20/2004 9:49:16 AM PDT by vanderleun

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1 posted on 07/20/2004 9:49:17 AM PDT by vanderleun
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To: vanderleun

Outstanding article bump! ;-D


2 posted on 07/20/2004 9:53:48 AM PDT by Judith Anne (Just another Bush-bot biddy drinking that Republican KoolAid.)
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To: vanderleun
"Inadvertently." "Apparently." "Accidentally."

If you recall, every single 'toon scandal was attributed to sloppiness, laziness, or incompetence. They are still operating from the same playbook.

3 posted on 07/20/2004 9:55:12 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn't be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: vanderleun

I'm not a betting man, but if I was, I'd be betting that ab-so-f'ing-lutely NOTHING is going to happen to Berger. This is one of those times when I'd LOVE to be the Head Investigator. I'd tell Sandy this, "Mr Berger, just to advise you that you are going to be the example for the rest of the nation. Better grease up Bubba!"

Hell, you never know, he might roll over on the Liar-in-Thief and/or his hag Hitlary.


4 posted on 07/20/2004 9:55:15 AM PDT by gunnygail ("I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman." (Bubba meant Hitlary here.))
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To: vanderleun

We need a "Deep Throat" to tell us who put him up to it. I'm betting it came from the Kerry people rather than the Clinton people. They were trying to manipulate the political process by doctoring the record in advance of the 911 Commission investigation.


5 posted on 07/20/2004 9:55:57 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: vanderleun

I acted this out for my 10 year old son (stuffing magazines down my pants and hiding them in the sock draw). Then looked at him and said "I don't know how those got there - I must have gotten them mixed up with the newspaper I was reading". I asked him if he thought I was telling the truth or not.


6 posted on 07/20/2004 9:57:21 AM PDT by geopyg (Peace..................through decisive and ultimate VICTORY. (Democracy, whiskey, sexy))
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To: vanderleun

Is that classified documents down your pants or are you just glad to see me?


7 posted on 07/20/2004 9:57:28 AM PDT by Republican Red (“‘I could give you an answer to that question if you give me a little time to think about it.’)
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To: geopyg

Well.....what was his answer? Don't keep us in suspense.


8 posted on 07/20/2004 9:58:55 AM PDT by SuperSonic (Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan)
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To: vanderleun

Fabulous article!


9 posted on 07/20/2004 9:59:30 AM PDT by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: .45MAN

Ping to a great article!


10 posted on 07/20/2004 10:00:00 AM PDT by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: vanderleun
LOL, this is EXACTLY the sort of thing my father would've done as punishment.

Well, OK, this IS pretty much what my father did to me.

That and took my room door off its hinges whenever I came home late.

Privacy for a teenager are like cigarettes for an inmate.

Restrict it and you get all sorts of obedience.
11 posted on 07/20/2004 10:01:23 AM PDT by Anvilhead (When danger reared its ugly head, Brave Sir Robin turned and fled)
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To: vanderleun

I believe that Sandy Berger was drawing upon his own teenage shoplifting experiences when he purloined the papers.

It's a distinctive marker of the Clinton crowd that they cling to their pubertal personnas.

13 year old wankers.


12 posted on 07/20/2004 10:03:24 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Spirit of '76 bttt!)
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To: vanderleun

This is a masterpiece!!! From now on, everyone will have the "inadvertently down my pants" excuse ready for instant deployment.


13 posted on 07/20/2004 10:04:26 AM PDT by 3AngelaD
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To: vanderleun
"Is that The Fountainhead in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
14 posted on 07/20/2004 10:06:12 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmändø (EMØØK))
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Hence, their mood was always going to hover somewhere between mildly irritated and homicidal, depending on what had happened at the office and in the bar car after work.

Just so's we know he dint come from no cracker upbringin'.

15 posted on 07/20/2004 10:09:05 AM PDT by Old Professer (Interests in common are commonly abused.)
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To: vanderleun

bump


16 posted on 07/20/2004 10:10:50 AM PDT by Badray (Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown. RIP harpseal.)
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To: RadioAstronomer; Physicist

When I read the first few paragraphs of this, I instantly thought of you guys :)


17 posted on 07/20/2004 10:11:25 AM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Ni Jesus, Ni Marx..OUI REAGAN!)
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To: vanderleun

Are you the author? AWESOME read - really great!!


18 posted on 07/20/2004 10:14:38 AM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
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To: SheLion; Miss Marple; Howlin; metesky; JustPiper; gopheraj; MadIvan; hellinahandcart; ...

Another article from Vanderleun for your enjoyment--he's a poster here, if you haven't already, let's give him a warm welcome.


19 posted on 07/20/2004 10:23:59 AM PDT by Judith Anne (Just another Bush-bot biddy drinking that Republican KoolAid.)
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To: Badeye

Hey, kiddo, FYI. ;-D


20 posted on 07/20/2004 10:25:06 AM PDT by Judith Anne (Just another Bush-bot biddy drinking that Republican KoolAid.)
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