[cricket]

"The most important question is this: What did the missing documents say? "

The second question should be:

Upon your discovery of the 'accident', Mr. Berger; why did you not notify proper authorities and return the classified papers immediately?

At the least; he had to know that something terrible had happened when he took his socks off to go to bed that night. . .

[Badeye]

Yep....I'm wondering this morning if he got a papercut in a sensitive place.....