ZOT! Trolls, let's try to improve the quality of our format.

Some troll-school dropout, as told to Reddy Kilozot.

[Don Joe]

...when a great patriot like Ken Lay is fighting for his freedom

Nice try. He almost had me going until he coughed up that nugget.

Kinda reminded me of those guy's we'd see in Central Park back in '67. Headband, beads, paisley shirt, and... black oxford shoes.

Dude, that Ken Lay comment was your pair of black oxfords.

[adam_az]

[Petronski]

I'm skeptical.

[Petronski]

[adam_az]

[Don Joe]

Since when do the posting rules start with...

"Fill a water glass with tequila"

I think this moron started out intending to slip one under the radar, but about halfway through gave up, and decided to do his impersonation of a bored monkey at the zoo that just discovered his short leg.

[adam_az]

[Bogey78O]

Join Today!

[aculeus]

I've got a great idea!

Let's go on FR and pretend to be a wild-eyed right winger.

They'll welcome us with lots of "atta boys".

Then we can quote their approval of stormtrooper methods to blacken all conservatives.

Are we clever, or what?

[stainlessbanner]

the quaking lady-boys he called an inspection team.

Gub'nor, is dat you?

[mathurine]

Dances to a different drummer, but still unable to get in step with that one, this one, or any other one.

[adam_az]

TROLL ALERT!!!

First of all let me say how great it is to be among a community of PATRIOTS! And let me use this forum to tell the world about my admiration for George W. Bush and the fine Americans who led our country out of the Clinton Abyss and into the light of FREEDOM! Let us thank God and be joyful for his presidency. But my joy is tinged with sadness and regret. Sadness at the constant backstabbing by the treacherous liberal media. Regret? Regret that Clear Channel saw fit to let Franken (stein) and Garofalo stink up their airwaves with their sick, distorted and paranoid take on this great nation. I listen to Franken's broadcasts and they make me nauseous. But I bite back the bile and listen on because I want to keep abreast of the tactics employed by these lying, liberal scum. After an hour of barely credible ravings from the barren mind of that filthy lesbian Janeane Garofalo my patience is finally exhausted. We have to fight back. We have to crush them to powder, because - wake up America! - the liberal media is planning to steal the 2004 race for Kerry. This land that George Bush made so strong and pure is being taken back inch by inch by the liberal thought police. Don't believe me? Well suck on this . . . 1. Why is the lunatic conspiracy theorist Moore handed Palm D'ors and Oscars when a great patriot like Ken Lay is fighting for his freedom? 2. What right do Nader and his eco-terrorists have to interfere in the business dealings of a fine corporation like Enron. They creamed the opposition and got top dollar for their services. That's the American way - the true entrepaneurial spirit - and now Enron lies in ruins. Could a personal friend of the most righteous and God-Fearing president in our history be a criminal? NEVER - except, of course, in the tiny, twisted minds of the liberal dominated media. 3. Why do Moore, Franken (stein) and that horrible lesbian and failed actress Garofalo, constantly undermine the president's crusade - yes CRUSADE - against the Axis of Evil? Iran next, they whine. Well damn right! If Iran has WMDs Iran WILL be next. Sadam always had WMDs. Always . . . He just hid them; helped out by Hans Blix and the quaking lady-boys he called an inspection team. Inspect this, Blix - you sold us out. You tried to make the Leader of the Free World look small. But you failed. We went into Iraq because we are strong and resolute. We don't need your sanction. We don't need a mandate from the backsliding UN. And we don't need the blessing of the foul smelling French. The president had the blessing of the highest of the high and don't you forget it. So let's get going and hit Iran before they send their suicide murderers after us and our own. Don't let the liberal media hold us back! 4. What's so wrong with the Patriot Act, Franken? What have you got to hide? The liberals wail and gnash their teeth over 'Phantoms of Lost Liberty’ while real Americans and real Patriots smile and say 'Bring it on!' We have nothing to fear from this vital legislation. When the FBI smashes down doors without a warrant it won't be Patriots cowering behind them! The lawmakers can burst into my house anytime at all. I'll welcome them. They'll take one look at my pictures of Charlton Heston, John Wayne and Ronald Wilson Reagan and say: 'Sorry sir, wrong address. The Patriot Act needs strengthening and every good American knows it. Don't let the crazy liberal bias of our media tell it any different. God Bless America. Victory in 04. And let's win this last one for the Gipper . . .

[Lady Jag]

[BlessedBeGod]

Paragraphs are our friends. Trolls are not.

[kayak]

Well, you have to admit it is hard to get in step with someone who flip-flops constantly. By the time you've flipped, he's flopped again.

[adam_az]

[ladyinred]

I read it easily without paragraphs kerrywatter, but you might as well learn there are those who not tolerate such horrific mistakes as this! :-)

[Yosemitest]

ZOT! Trolls, let's try to improve the quality of our format.
Some troll-school dropout, as told to Reddy Kilozot.

by kerrytwatter

First of all let me say how great it is to be among a community of PATRIOTS!

And let me use this forum to tell the world about my admiration for George W. Bush and the fine Americans who led our country out of the Clinton Abyss and into the light of FREEDOM! Let us thank God and be joyful for his presidency.

But my joy is tinged with sadness and regret.

Sadness at the constant backstabbing by the treacherous liberal media.

Regret? Regret that Clear Channel saw fit to let Franken (stein) and Garofalo stink up their airwaves with their sick, distorted and paranoid take on this great nation. I listen to Franken's broadcasts and they make me nauseous.

But I bite back the bile and listen on because I want to keep abreast of the tactics employed by these lying, liberal scum. After an hour of barely credible ravings from the barren mind of that filthy lesbian Janeane Garofalo my patience is finally exhausted.

We have to fight back. We have to crush them to powder, because - wake up America! - the liberal media is planning to steal the 2004 race for Kerry. This land that George Bush made so strong and pure is being taken back inch by inch by the liberal thought police.

Don't believe me?

Well suck on this . . .

1. Why is the lunatic conspiracy theorist Moore handed Palm D'ors and Oscars when a great patriot like Ken Lay is fighting for his freedom?

2. What right do Nader and his eco-terrorists have to interfere in the business dealings of a fine corporation like Enron. They creamed the opposition and got top dollar for their services. That's the American way - the true entrepaneurial spirit - and now Enron lies in ruins.

Could a personal friend of the most righteous and God-Fearing president in our history be a criminal? NEVER - except, of course, in the tiny, twisted minds of the liberal dominated media.

3. Why do Moore, Franken (stein) and that horrible lesbian and failed actress Garofalo, constantly undermine the president's crusade - yes CRUSADE - against the Axis of Evil? Iran next, they whine. Well damn right!

If Iran has WMDs Iran WILL be next. Sadam always had WMDs. Always . . . He just hid them; helped out by Hans Blix and the quaking lady-boys he called an inspection team.

Inspect this, Blix - you sold us out. You tried to make the Leader of the Free World look small. But you failed. We went into Iraq because we are strong and resolute.

We don't need your sanction.
We don't need a mandate from the backsliding UN.
And we don't need the blessing of the foul smelling French.
The president had the blessing of the highest of the high and don't you forget it. So let's get going and hit Iran before they send their suicide murderers after us and our own. Don't let the liberal media hold us back!

4. What's so wrong with the Patriot Act, Franken? What have you got to hide? The liberals wail and gnash their teeth over 'Phantoms of Lost Liberty’ while real Americans and real Patriots smile and say 'Bring it on!' We have nothing to fear from this vital legislation. When the FBI smashes down doors without a warrant it won't be Patriots cowering behind them! The lawmakers can burst into my house anytime at all. I'll welcome them. They'll take one look at my pictures of Charlton Heston, John Wayne and Ronald Wilson Reagan and say: 'Sorry sir, wrong address.

The Patriot Act needs strengthening and every good American knows it. Don't let the crazy liberal bias of our media tell it any different.

God Bless America. Victory in 04. And let's win this last one for the Gipper . . .

Now, .... I can read it.

[Boazo]

[Simcha7]

Shalom & Blessings!

Hi...Lady Jag, adam_az....

Your Posts #'s 33 and 36 are GREAT!

I am just sitting here Thanking The Good LORD that I didn't get my cup of Tea yet because...Hot Sticky Tea would have Ruined another Key Board!

Anyway...Your Graphics are Simply Some of the BEST I've seen on FRee Republic.

And Thank You for ZOTTING the DEMON-RAT TROLLS!

GOD BLESS YOU!

PS: Trussell and Brad's Gramma...Please see Posts # 33 and 36...They are GRrrreat!!!