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ZOT! Trolls, let's try to improve the quality of our format.
Some troll-school dropout, as told to Reddy Kilozot.

Posted on 07/19/2004 5:29:49 PM PDT by kerrytwatter

First of all let me say how great it is to be among a community of PATRIOTS! And let me use this forum to tell the world about my admiration for George W. Bush and the fine Americans who led our country out of the Clinton Abyss and into the light of FREEDOM! Let us thank God and be joyful for his presidency. But my joy is tinged with sadness and regret. Sadness at the constant backstabbing by the treacherous liberal media. Regret? Regret that Clear Channel saw fit to let Franken (stein) and Garofalo stink up their airwaves with their sick, distorted and paranoid take on this great nation. I listen to Franken's broadcasts and they make me nauseous. But I bite back the bile and listen on because I want to keep abreast of the tactics employed by these lying, liberal scum. After an hour of barely credible ravings from the barren mind of that filthy lesbian Janeane Garofalo my patience is finally exhausted. We have to fight back. We have to crush them to powder, because - wake up America! - the liberal media is planning to steal the 2004 race for Kerry. This land that George Bush made so strong and pure is being taken back inch by inch by the liberal thought police. Don't believe me? Well suck on this . . . 1. Why is the lunatic conspiracy theorist Moore handed Palm D'ors and Oscars when a great patriot like Ken Lay is fighting for his freedom? 2. What right do Nader and his eco-terrorists have to interfere in the business dealings of a fine corporation like Enron. They creamed the opposition and got top dollar for their services. That's the American way - the true entrepaneurial spirit - and now Enron lies in ruins. Could a personal friend of the most righteous and God-Fearing president in our history be a criminal? NEVER - except, of course, in the tiny, twisted minds of the liberal dominated media. 3. Why do Moore, Franken (stein) and that horrible lesbian and failed actress Garofalo, constantly undermine the president's crusade - yes CRUSADE - against the Axis of Evil? Iran next, they whine. Well damn right! If Iran has WMDs Iran WILL be next. Sadam always had WMDs. Always . . . He just hid them; helped out by Hans Blix and the quaking lady-boys he called an inspection team. Inspect this, Blix - you sold us out. You tried to make the Leader of the Free World look small. But you failed. We went into Iraq because we are strong and resolute. We don't need your sanction. We don't need a mandate from the backsliding UN. And we don't need the blessing of the foul smelling French. The president had the blessing of the highest of the high and don't you forget it. So let's get going and hit Iran before they send their suicide murderers after us and our own. Don't let the liberal media hold us back! 4. What's so wrong with the Patriot Act, Franken? What have you got to hide? The liberals wail and gnash their teeth over 'Phantoms of Lost Liberty’ while real Americans and real Patriots smile and say 'Bring it on!' We have nothing to fear from this vital legislation. When the FBI smashes down doors without a warrant it won't be Patriots cowering behind them! The lawmakers can burst into my house anytime at all. I'll welcome them. They'll take one look at my pictures of Charlton Heston, John Wayne and Ronald Wilson Reagan and say: 'Sorry sir, wrong address. The Patriot Act needs strengthening and every good American knows it. Don't let the crazy liberal bias of our media tell it any different. God Bless America. Victory in 04. And let's win this last one for the Gipper . . .


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1 posted on 07/19/2004 5:29:50 PM PDT by kerrytwatter
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To: kerrytwatter

I like paragraphs. Welcome.


2 posted on 07/19/2004 5:32:14 PM PDT by Mark (Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
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A "<", then a "p", then a ">" without the quote marks after each paragraph does the trick.


3 posted on 07/19/2004 5:36:36 PM PDT by Mark (Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
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To: kerrytwatter

This is kind of hard to read.


4 posted on 07/19/2004 5:36:56 PM PDT by Jean S
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To: kerrytwatter
paragraphs are our FRiends
5 posted on 07/19/2004 5:39:11 PM PDT by scott0347 (Sir Scott. Knight Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade)
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Hi Mark. I haven't seen you aound much lately. I hope all is well.


6 posted on 07/19/2004 5:40:44 PM PDT by Jean S
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I'm doing fine. Thank you. I was visiting relatives for a week, but back for more damage control here.


7 posted on 07/19/2004 5:49:14 PM PDT by Mark (Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
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Retread?
8 posted on 07/19/2004 5:57:30 PM PDT by scott0347 (Sir Scott. Knight Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade)
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To: kerrytwatter

Is this the best you could do? Cleverness is something you have failed to grasp....don't worry though, you're not alone....this condition runs rampant in the Democratic party.


9 posted on 07/19/2004 6:45:58 PM PDT by Arpege92 (Moore is so fat that when he hauls a$$ it takes two trips - tractorman!)
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At least you got your name right..


10 posted on 07/19/2004 7:28:08 PM PDT by Darksheare (Show compassion, club a baby troll today!)
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To: kerrytwatter

paragraphs are our friends


11 posted on 07/19/2004 8:14:41 PM PDT by stuck_in_new_orleans
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I give it a 37, Mr. Clark. It has a unique rhythm, but I couldn't dance to it.


12 posted on 07/19/2004 8:16:39 PM PDT by FourPeas ("Separate property from private possession, and Leviathan becomes master of all." ~Dr. Russell Kirk)
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Calling in viking kitties....

13 posted on 07/19/2004 8:17:56 PM PDT by Sofa King (MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval http://www.angelfire.com/art2/sofaking/index.html)
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This guy was around last night. Didn't act like a troll then... spying?


14 posted on 07/19/2004 8:18:59 PM PDT by GeronL (wketchup.com........................www.bushcountryketchup.com)
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15 posted on 07/19/2004 8:20:02 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Liberalism is the end result of too many people peeing in the gene pool.)
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To: kerrytwatter

WOW!, you ought to run for Gongress. I've never read such a succinct summary of current political landscape. Do you have a website that I can send money to?


16 posted on 07/19/2004 8:20:06 PM PDT by bayourod (Kerry, the human downer, knows the words to "optimism" but can't quite get the tune right.)
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If I ever lose WANDERER and get a new cat I am going to name him ZOT!


17 posted on 07/19/2004 8:22:29 PM PDT by GeronL (wketchup.com........................www.bushcountryketchup.com)
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To: kerrytwatter
Since when do the posting rules start with...

"Fill a water glass with tequila"

18 posted on 07/19/2004 8:23:30 PM PDT by socal_parrot (Hug me.)
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To: bayourod

**Do you have a website that I can send money to?**

LOL!


19 posted on 07/19/2004 8:24:05 PM PDT by Guillermo (It's the 99% of Mohammedans that make the other 1% look bad)
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To: kerrytwatter
Regret? Regret that Clear Channel saw fit to let Franken (stein) and Garofalo stink up their airwaves with their sick, distorted and paranoid take on this great nation.

Garofolo and Franken aren't on ClearChannel, dude.
20 posted on 07/19/2004 8:24:53 PM PDT by adam_az (Call your State Republican Party office and VOLUNTEER!!!!)
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