YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE TO LOOK FOR US ON VACATION! Drudge shows Kerry on Photo-op vacations!

DRUDGE ^ | 7/19/04

[areafiftyone]

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"So here's what we're going to fight for, and we're going to fight for it every single day, not just through this election, but from the day we win until the day we raise our hands and every day thereafter. You're not going to have to look for us on vacation. You're going to find us working for America." --- Kerry Delivers Remarks At Campaign Event, Cleveland, OH, 7/7/04

[unixfox]

Who said he could take off? Apparently he and others like him don't remember who they work for.

[JoeSixPack1]

The finger in the cloud says it all. :)

[tertiary01]

He definitely did not keep his eye on the ball, throws his head and wouldn't make any Little League team I've seen.

This guy is the Girly-Man poster child!!!

[Howlin]

Don't give him any hints!

[cake_crumb]

Next time, he should wear shoulder pads.

[Quilla]

LOL! I guess you can tell I've misplaced my copy of Gigalo: Rules for the Road (Ho).

[Spotsy]

or piloting a plane or hot air balloon. He's prejudiced against pilots, or has a fear of heights

On the contrary, Kerry has bragged a great deal about being a pilot. He recently claimed to have taken the controls and done amazing acorbatic stunts while on a tour in an Israeli fighter jet years ago.

Also, Kerry claimed to have been flying the helicopter that he used during the Iowa primary. No one in the media bothered to point out that helicopters and planes are completely different ballgames. Just because you can fly a Cessna, doesn't mean you can jump behind the controls of a helicopter.

[theDentist]

It's a guy's product that for those who don't think they measure up.

http://www.enzyte.com/

[cake_crumb]

"I tell ye, the things I'm imagining aren't pleasant! ;-)"

Makes me shudder to think of what the stuff does to a man to make him walk around wearing that bug-eyed, rictus grimace.

[Darlin']

"LOL! I guess you can tell I've misplaced my copy of Gigalo: Rules for the Road (Ho)."

FOFLOL. Didn't he write that book ? Heck, did you know that some cretin in the Bush Administration actually thought he would take time from his busy schedule for a briefing terrorism ?

[Happygal]

A-ha!
For a minute there, I thought it was face cream.
Now you wouldn't want something like that on yer forehead for a wart! ;-)

[cake_crumb]

"Does your husband wear all that 'stuff?' "

LOL...no. Only standard safety equipment. And he looks a heckuva lot better in a wet suit.

[cake_crumb]

"He hasn't tried fencing yet, has he? :)"

Hmmmmmm, good point. No basketball or martial arts either.

[Marysecretary]

Oh, yesssss. I have that one on my Bush door here at work. Thanks! Mxxx

[FormerACLUmember]

Does anyone else get the feeling that the Botox Billionaire is over-emphasizing the "sports" image, like JFK did when he was running for office. I get the feeling he's overcompensating for a health issue.

Kerry is rumored to be a prostate cancer survivor. If so he may be functionally impotent.

[Sybeck1]

I think if he showed back up in the senate, the GOP would probably try to vote on the FMA again, in turn making him vote or abstain in person. He vote be back until next year, no matter what.

[Rebelbase]

The David Hasselhoff fan club, of course.

[rintense]

He bowls like a fruit.

[cake_crumb]

"He recently claimed to have taken the controls and done amazing acorbatic stunts while on a tour in an Israeli fighter jet years ago....Also, Kerry claimed to have been flying the helicopter that he used during the Iowa primary."

Did his dog eat the film? Where are the pics?? Where are all the gushing media stories about his piloting prowess and daring do (especially following that GREAT tailhook landing by the REAL pilot)

[COBOL2Java]

Its gotta be of Euro extract. He's got a 2nd career over there.

I think you've hit the nail on the head. Between siestas and overly generous vacations days, Europeans actually only work about 4 months out of the year. I guess Monsieur le Querry is only following the Euro work model.