Posted on 07/19/2004 9:41:32 AM PDT by areafiftyone
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"So here's what we're going to fight for, and we're going to fight for it every single day, not just through this election, but from the day we win until the day we raise our hands and every day thereafter. You're not going to have to look for us on vacation. You're going to find us working for America." --- Kerry Delivers Remarks At Campaign Event, Cleveland, OH, 7/7/04
LOL!
A Playboy's work is playing,playing, playing-he vacations from playing by playing.
Playboy Kerry wants a chance to play like he's President of the USA. Go play like you are President of France, Kerry. The USA is a real country and requires a real President-we have one, so get lost!
Unless he's riding a bicycle, in which case he wears a snazzy helmet (and probably his Jaques Strap)
Ye know what?
I'm kinda glad I'm in Ireland, and I haven't a friggin' clue what Enzyte is! *LOL*
I tell ye, the things I'm imagining aren't pleasant! ;-)
This is all OK, The country is better off with him NOT voting.
That part is really weird, isn't it?
At this point, wouldn't it be easier for us to just post the athletic equipment he hasn't had on?
That part is really weird, isn't it?
At this point, wouldn't it be easier for us to just post the athletic equipment he hasn't had on?
LOL...I'm married to a Joe Sixpack who's taller and does all the things Kerry's pictured doing...and then some.
He can't stand Kerry. Those who are the real thing don't need photographic evidence.
This is all OK, The country is better off with him NOT voting.
This is all OK, The country is better off with him NOT voting.
He's replaced the daisy with his cup.
That only leaves, a jock strap-but what the heck use would he have for one of those?
Does your husband wear all that "stuff?"
That's not safe anywhere.
Definitely, NOT a girley man!
Where are all the regular people at the bowling alley? middle of the night picture?, Heinz private lanes?, failing enterprise?, all regular people moved out of the way?...inquiring minds want to know.
He doesn't do any ariel stunts. We haven't seen him hang gliding, sky diving, rappelling out of a helicopter (or waterskiiing behind one) or piloting a plane or hot air balloon. He's prejudiced against pilots, or has a fear of heights? Maybe he wants to show he's as brave, confident and virile as president Bush without looking like he's competing?
ROTFL! I agree, the photo begs for it.
He hasn't tried fencing yet, has he? :)
Aaaaaw, now be fair. While its true he misses most senate votes it simply isn't his fault. He pencils in a day or two once a session for senate business but fittings for his sports wardrobe, shopping for "athletic supporters", books and guitar stings require sooooo much time. Besides, he has to build flexibility in his schedule to retain his preferred client standing with Dr Botox and Christophe. Oh, sure, some people say they're temperamental prima donnas, but to any self-respecting gigalo they're a critical part of the team and good help is so hard to find.
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