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It was a dark and stormy night . . .
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| 7/17/04
| Edward George Bulwer-Lytton
Posted on 07/17/2004 9:09:20 AM PDT by Xenalyte
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To: BradyLS
"Edwards shook his head and snorted, 'John, you _know_ I hate it when you introduce me as My Little Pony!"
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posted on
07/17/2004 10:55:32 AM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Xenalyte
"With an elegant hand, she wistfully sketched unicorns and daises in the margins of her spiral notebook, evoking that angelic, child-like purity and goodness she so often exhibited. A well-thumbed paperback copy of Wuthering Heights resided in her purse. When she would pull it out at certain moments to read, I often wondered if she were a Katherine in a lonely desperate search for her Heathcliff."
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posted on
07/17/2004 10:58:53 AM PDT
by
lavrenti
(I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
To: BradyLS
I remember his name was Burke, like the sound of passing gas in the bathtub.
83
posted on
07/17/2004 11:02:27 AM PDT
by
maggief
To: BradyLS
"Not speaking at the Democrat Convention, John?!?" Hillary hissed. "I find your lack of faith disturbing!"
84
posted on
07/17/2004 11:02:55 AM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Xenalyte
It was a dark and stormy night but Matt the meteorologist knew that the storm would be gone by the morning and that the sun would rise in the east.
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posted on
07/17/2004 11:04:32 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: Petronski
You really have a knack for this ...
86
posted on
07/17/2004 11:10:24 AM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
(Must get moose and squirrel ... B. Badanov)
To: maggiefluffs
"It was dark. It was stormy. No one would claim it to be both dark and stormy. But we agreed that, certainly, it was night."
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posted on
07/17/2004 11:14:14 AM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Xenalyte
The candidate looked on sullenly -- nay, defiantely -- as reports of bouncelessness continued to be reported. "Why don't they like me?" he muttered in his native French. "Don't they know I was in Vietnam?"
To: NYC GOP Chick
"She clutched the Bronte to her chest, exhaling with a sigh--a tenor signifying the vast depth of beauty so visibly apparent in her soul, staring distantly into the geography of her fantasies. I detected the small hint of tears glistening in her eyes, expressing a longing for a place always beyond the tender grasp of her fingers."
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posted on
07/17/2004 11:17:04 AM PDT
by
lavrenti
(I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
To: BradyLS
"Like an angry wasp trapped in a bell jar, he was going nowhere-- fast."
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posted on
07/17/2004 11:17:18 AM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Xenalyte
She broke my heart, so I busted her jaw.
91
posted on
07/17/2004 11:19:20 AM PDT
by
Glenn
(The two keys to character: 1) Learn how to keep a secret. 2) ...)
To: EllaMinnow
As the crowd of eager Democrats looked on, he flashed his toothy, yet brilliant smile, and gave his magnificent head of dark, luscious hair a demure shake. A woman in the audience gasped.
To: KarlInOhio
Did Snoopy ever get past that first line?!
93
posted on
07/17/2004 11:23:54 AM PDT
by
Ciexyz
("FR, best viewed with a budgie on hand")
To: Xenalyte
Wasn't there a Charlie Brown cartoon in which Snoopy had just typed "It was a dark and stormy night" and Lucy said it lacked subtlety? So he typed, "It was a kind of dark and sort of stormy night" or something like this?
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posted on
07/17/2004 11:25:00 AM PDT
by
aruanan
To: Xenalyte
man, is today boring or what.
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posted on
07/17/2004 11:25:16 AM PDT
by
wildwood
To: BradyLS
"To say it was like a rock would have understated its stately codominion with oblivion. Its tireless and unflinching acquaintance with tedium. Its breathless, rootless resistance to all force. Its utter impermeability. Its density and gravity. Its heritage with the very strata beneath it. It was yet more than this. It was a rock."
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posted on
07/17/2004 11:31:35 AM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Xenalyte
Mrs. Hazeltine: [reading her manuscript] "His guts oozed nice, like a melted malted. "
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posted on
07/17/2004 11:31:59 AM PDT
by
dread78645
(Sorry Mr. Franklin, We couldn't keep it.)
To: DumpsterDiver
These highschool similes are some of the funniest things I've read in a long time.
98
posted on
07/17/2004 11:32:41 AM PDT
by
aruanan
To: aruanan
Wasn't there a Charlie Brown cartoon in which Snoopy had just typed "It was a dark and stormy night" and Lucy said it lacked subtlety? So he typed, "It was a kind of dark and sort of stormy night" or something like this?I'm not sure, but I thought it went on a little more. Like this:
"It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! And a woman screamed...."
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posted on
07/17/2004 11:36:50 AM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: BradyLS
"It's not all fun and games," said the sad clown. "At least, not when the tigers are loose."
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posted on
07/17/2004 11:40:27 AM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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