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It was a dark and stormy night . . .
29.58N, 95.21W ^ | 7/17/04 | Edward George Bulwer-Lytton

Posted on 07/17/2004 9:09:20 AM PDT by Xenalyte

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To: NutCrackerBoy
We should keep this thread alive indefinitely, using new material supplied by the hapless Dems.

Whoa, boy! This could be the longest thread, ever!

141 posted on 08/27/2004 12:08:10 PM PDT by JamesWilson
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To: Route66

LoL


142 posted on 08/27/2004 12:13:04 PM PDT by nuconvert (Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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To: Xenalyte

bump


143 posted on 08/27/2004 12:37:54 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (Truth, Justice and the Texan Way)
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To: Ciexyz

Yes, he did!

"It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out. The maid screamed."

That's all I remember.


144 posted on 08/27/2004 12:48:14 PM PDT by bootless (Never Forget - And Never Again)
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To: Apple Pan Dowdy

No that's really bad.


145 posted on 08/27/2004 12:52:58 PM PDT by js1138 (Speedy architect of perfect labyrinths.)
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To: Xenalyte

Fast forward 40 years, and, under the tutelage of his corpulent mentor, Teddy Kennedy, John F. Kerry is the Democrat presidential nominee.


146 posted on 08/27/2004 12:54:04 PM PDT by muleskinner
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To: Route66; Xenalyte
The years of Alzheimer's had been extremely excruciating until Howard realized, those missing years, those unexplained flashes, he must; but how could it be, yet it must have been; yes, yes, yes, he had been in Cambodia with John Kerry.

Oh, the humanity! Bullets flying every which way from the Khmer Rouge, South Vietnamese, North Vietnamese, Sandanistas, Simbas, Viet Cong; that Christmas of 1968 at Bastogne was now seared, seared into his memory like, like the burn marks in Helen Keller's ear when the phone rang and she answered the iron.

147 posted on 08/27/2004 1:07:29 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kerry Kool-Aid: Changes flavors with every sip.)
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To: N. Theknow

LoL


148 posted on 08/27/2004 1:10:41 PM PDT by nuconvert (Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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To: Darksheare
For some bizarre reason no one has pinged you to this thread...
149 posted on 08/27/2004 1:21:15 PM PDT by null and void (Kerry can't cut the mustard...)
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To: null and void

That MAY have been a good thing.


150 posted on 08/27/2004 1:37:17 PM PDT by Darksheare (The Liberals say: Join me and together we shall RUE the galaxy!)
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To: Xenalyte

Slowly she unbuttoned her black pants suit top when silverware began to fall to the hollow floor.


151 posted on 08/27/2004 1:40:52 PM PDT by fish hawk
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The first and last time Harold hurtled earthward past the 438th floor he observed wryly to himself, certainly to himself as he was alone just now, that this was not at all the kind of heady thrill one expected, savoring the hint of spring in the air as he gathered bugs in his mouth at an ever-increasing pace, whooshing past the 212th floor, glancing downward at the grayness, well not really gray but more of a cement color, concluding that must be the sidewalk rapidly approaching and - - - But of course his conclusion was unerringly correct.
152 posted on 08/27/2004 7:58:18 PM PDT by Liberty Wins (Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it.)
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To: fish hawk

ROFLMAO!


153 posted on 08/27/2004 8:02:32 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: TADSLOS

"Bump for a hilarious thread", He thought.


154 posted on 09/24/2004 7:03:09 AM PDT by Taliesan (fiction police)
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