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Looks like the collection of keywords has grown since I posted the article.
I think "GROSSWEIGHT911" is my favorite.
And I am still laughing, hours later, at how the author of this article suckered me in. Yes, it's been done, but it seems so apt in this case.
Layer upon layer of irony.