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Hugs and Kisses
American Spectator ^ | 7/16/04 | Wlady Pleszczynski

Posted on 07/16/2004 3:47:51 AM PDT by Elkiejg

Long after John Edwards passes into oblivion he'll be remembered for one thing: he brought out the touchy feelers in John Kerry. For two guys who didn't much get along there was nothing like the prospect of shared power to turn them into ever-loving pals. But that doesn't make their sudden unity any less appalling.

American men used to be American men. They would shake hands, period. Even fathers and sons. Or especially fathers and sons. That always amused the observer in me, growing up as I did in a somewhat different culture. Poles weren't exactly Italians, but plenty warm nonetheless. Yet I also noticed my father wasn't the hugging and kissing type either. As he saw it there enough women in the house to take care of that. If he kissed me it was pretty much pro-forma. Better were the manly light pats on the cheek. And a firm handshake from him really meant something.

Now notice that for all their mutual groping Kerry-Edwards have yet to kiss. One old American habit dies hard. I recall an old clip in which General Eisenhower is presented with a French decoration and the general doing the honors pecks Ike on both cheeks in the French style. Ike looks rather horrified. The Frenchy might has well have been kissing him on the mouth, so far as he was concerned. That pretty much summarized the American view of men kissing men.

The came the sixties-seventies, Alan Alda, ever meaner women demanding men become ever nicer, softer and caring, and all the rest. One president became so good at it he could cry on cue. He got away with a lot else, including holding a free pass on the new requirement that men, in their new niceness, never ever attempt to put a hand on a woman without her notarized permission. Edwards-Kerry's melding marks the logical end of a long progression. It also explains why having Hillary on the ticket would have proved a political liability for Kerry. Can you imagine his patting her on the rear as he recently did Edwards? Or putting his arm around her or tussling her hair?

Democrats think they've come a long way, but sexism remains institutionalized in its ranks. Hillary, as a woman, didn't stand a change to get on this year's ticket. Kerry needed to shore up his therapeutic base. It's bad enough that Teresa cringes each time he plays nice with her. Further frowns from the fair sex is the last thing he can risk.

But we still have the problem of Kerry's unwillingness to kiss his Breck boy. Supposedly thanks to gay liberation and the apparent inevitability of same-sex marriage the spectacle of two men kissing in public shouldn't be cause for alarm or even disapproval anymore. By refusing to kiss in public Kerry and Edwards are displaying a residual heterosexist bias. Hugging and groping can't obscure what remains a fundamental homophobia.

Once again Republicans are the last ones to figure it out. In a joint appearance with President Bush on Wednesday, Dennis Miller, according to the Washington Post, "impl[ied] a homosexual attraction between Kerry and Edward." Miller had said, "Those two cannot keep their hands off each other, can they? I think I have a new idea for a new campaign slogan -- use the bumper sticker 'Hey, Get a Room.'"

Actually, that wouldn't be a bad a idea. Know what would happen if the two Johns were to find themselves alone in a room? Not only would they not kiss, there's also no chance they'd hug and grope and touch in any way at all. They'd be back to being American men again.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: johnjohn; pleszczynski
LOL - good one!
1 posted on 07/16/2004 3:47:52 AM PDT by Elkiejg
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To: Elkiejg

They can't keep their hands off each other.


3 posted on 07/16/2004 4:01:12 AM PDT by NetValue (They're not Americans, they're democrats. They hate the US Constitution.)
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To: Elkiejg
Tune in tomorrow to the "Days of Our Lies" to see if this will be the day of their first kiss and respond to our poll and let us know if you think Pretty Boy John knew what song Skerry John was humming to him.

(You're just to good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you, you'd be like heaven to touch, I wanna hold ya so much....)
4 posted on 07/16/2004 4:02:27 AM PDT by Esther Ruth (As the mountains surround Jerusalem, so the Lord surrounds His people from this time forth & FOREVER)
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To: Elkiejg

Bump...


6 posted on 07/16/2004 9:30:38 AM PDT by TomServo ("I'm so upset that I'll binge on a Saltine.")
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To: BuggyOwen

great photo... the caption should read:

kweisi: i just thought of something.... HE'S the MAN!


7 posted on 07/16/2004 12:51:21 PM PDT by teeman8r
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To: Elkiejg

And another bump...


8 posted on 07/16/2004 2:44:46 PM PDT by TomServo ("I'm so upset that I'll binge on a Saltine.")
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