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To: lowbridge

And so it goes on....this is too much fun.




Hi Harden,
I am terribly sorry about the voice mail, but I had to go on a last minute trip. The hooliagans renting my beach house in Key West went crazy & did all sorts of damage. These people were insane. They did vile & disgusting things. I won't burden you with the details, but lets just say that due some strange fecal fetish, I may need to tear down my home & rebuild. Damndest thing I ever saw or smelled. I plan on hunting them down and doing something just as nasty to to them. You live in a primitive country, what is the most terrible torture over there? I am so distraught over this I am not thinking clearly.

I never received a message, did you leave one? Maybe this new phone line is installed wrong. Damn illegal immigrants can't do anything right....except sneak across the border. Please call back and if I don't answer, leave me a message. If you don't want to leave any details, just say something in code like "the moose has bitten my sister".

Here is my office address: 400 South Tryon Street Charlotte, NC 28285
(This is really the FBI offices)

Also, you have not sent a photo or responded to the one I sent you. That upsets me and makes me a bit mistrustful. Are you series about this? I would love to visit London. I have not been there in over 10 years. The last time I went, my grandmother was worried because she didn't think I spoke the language. hahahaha She is not very smart, but she makes up for it by being mean. She hates anything not American. She won't even eat French toast or Chinese food. That makes her impossible to travel with or bring out to dinner. So, she won't be coming to London with me. I am very excited by all this information & it shows if you know what I mean. I await your response & your photo. If you don't have one with Mandela & your brother then just snap a photo of yourself with a sign that says our code phrase above: "A Moose Bit my Sister"
Did you figure out which guy I am in that photo? I'll give you a hint, I am the handsome one!

Your friend forever,

Harry Palmer


36 posted on 07/22/2004 1:09:20 PM PDT by Feiny (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: feinswinesuksass
just snap a photo of yourself with a sign that says our code phrase above: "A Moose Bit my Sister"

Here he will probably refuse to give you the photo you requested. When he does, you will have to put your foot down and insist on it. Remember: You're the one with the money (so he thinks), so he should be following your instructions.

PS: Great work :-)

37 posted on 07/22/2004 4:21:22 PM PDT by lowbridge ("You are an American. You are my brother. I would die for you." -Kurdish Sergeant)
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To: feinswinesuksass

I dont remember reading your responses to this before, but they sure are hilarious now!


73 posted on 08/13/2006 5:59:18 AM PDT by RaceBannon (Innocent until proven guilty: The Pendleton 8)
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