Posted on 07/13/2004 11:39:47 AM PDT by votelife
Bob Swerski: Hello, my friends, and welcome to another edition of "Bill Swerski's SuperFreeperfans". I'm Bob Swerski, and I want to thank everyone for sending those cards to my brother Bill, who recently had another heart attack. We are coming to you live from Ditka's, here on election night, after doing our part for democracy, and also to praise that team having kicked the 49er's out of office last weekend by a score of 91-9, a team that is known as Da Bears! SuperFreeperfans: [ beer mugs raised ] Da Bears!
Bob Swerski: With me as always are the SuperFreeperfans. Gentlemen, how was your week? Any heart attacks?
Carl Wollarksi: I had one.
Todd O'Conner: Had a couple.
Bob Swerski: Alright. That's too bad.
Todd O'Conner: Thanks, Bob. Ya know, believe it or not Bob, according to the odds-makers, San Fransisco is favored to win the Super Bowl.
Bob Swerski: San Fransisco huh? Well, you know who's gonna be happy about that then. Da Democrat queers!
SuperFreeperfans: Da queers!
Bob Swerski: Alright. Now, as you can tell, we're celebrating Ditka's impending election to Cangress here at Ditka's cause...it's appropriate.
Pat Arnold: Absolutely!
Bob Swerski: We're getting ready to watch Ditka annihilate Osama, Subama, whataver. And it's important to remember that there are other elections out there, for example, dis guy Kerry. He's terrible!
Pat Arnold: With a really bad haircut.
Carl Wollarski: It really makes you want to shed da tears.
SuperFreeperfans: [ beer mugs raised ] Da tears!
Bob Swerski: Alright. Now, gentlemen, if you'll indulge me a bit, I've got some family here, myself. Like Ditka, she's a winner - the current Miss Southside of Chicago, my daughter, Denise Swerski.
Denise Swerski: [ walks out with a plate of food ] Hey, what's up! Hey, Dad! Brought you this all-American apple pie from home!
Bob Swerski: Thank you, darling.
Denise Swerski: Just a few more minutes before Ditka starts kicking some ass, huh?
Bob Swerski: Some girl, huh, guys?
Carl Wollarski: The girl's got spunk.
Pat Arnold: You know, she's got a real Mrs. Senator Ditka quality.
Carl Wollarski: Hey, Denise.. [ stands ] Look at this! [ pulls up his shirt ] Rush Street, after the Niner's game. I was kicked by a cop's horse, trying to pin a Ditka fer Senate button on him.
Todd O'Conner: Oh, yeah..? [ stands ] Check out this! [ pulls up shirt ] four years ago, Miami-Dade City-County Building, after the Bears humbled da Dolphins 110-2. I threw myself in the doorway of a meeting room so the dirty Dems couldn't steal the vote for Gore.
Denise Swerski: Now, that's.. my kinda guy..
Todd O'Conner: Maybe you'd like to come here and back that up!
Bob Swerski: Hey, hey, hey, Todd.. easy, pal.. come on, that's my daughter, huh?! Hey! Don't make me go over there and inflict some damage Ditka-style! Alright, enough. We're all very fortune to live in the world's greatest democracy, and that's the real message of this election season. So let's all join in the Election night prayer.
SuperFreeperfans: [ beer mugs raised ] Da prayer!
Bob Swerski: We thank Ditka, and God, for all they have provided, for the food we eat, the air we breathe, and for the electoral domination enjoyed by a certain coach, from a certain town...
Todd O'Conner: Hey, hey, Fox is getting ready to report turnout.
Bob Swerski: Alright, alright, we'll get back to that later. Okay, by my watch, we're about five minutes from da polls closin. Now, let go around the room for some predictions. Pat?
Pat Arnold: Ditka, 68 to 46.
Bill Swerski: Okay. Pat. It don't add up, but okay. Todd?
Todd O'Conner: Ditka. 100-zip.
Bill Swerski: Oh, really? You don't think that Obama will get a single vote?
Todd O'Conner: No, I do not! Ditka's campaign is like a wall. You can't go through it!
Bill Swerski: Alright. How about you, Carl?
Carl Wollarski: I say Ditka, 52 to 48.
Pat Arnold: Oh, what?! Come on!
Carl Wollarski: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I gotta give Obama's supporters credit - I think they'll steal enough votes to give Ditka a game!
Bill Swerski: Alright, leave him alone, that's his prerogative! Okay, gentlemen, another scenario: Da Pubbies, they don't make it to the polls.. and the only one who shows up is Ditka. Ditka versus all the Democrats. Okay, what is da result, gentlemen.
Pat Arnold: Alright, I gotta say Ditka 84, Obama 16. Ditka just barely gets by.
Bill Swerski: Alright, that sounds exciting. Perhaps, you know, a late Ditka groundswell.
Carl Wollarski: Yea, just Ditka? I say he wins by 800,000 votes.
Bill Swerski: There ya go. Well, here's Fox calling the election with da exit polling, and it's Ditka. Ditka, Ditka, Ditka. Say hello to Senator Ditka!
SuperFreeperfans: [ beer mugs raised ] Senator Ditka!
32 posted on 07/10/2004 10:33:25 PM PDT by StAnDeliver
TOMKOW read thisss rack this
LOLOLOLOL
That shame they picking Dikita in less than 20 points SHAME SHAME ON that
I don't mind DA Senator Dikita I vote for him but I am Cali native
HEY CHICAGO you can't goof on California anymore you got scoreboard on the net
Stop goofing on Cali vote in Terminator
Look, I was just saying this guy is a lark...not even registered to vote. Get your head out of your football shapped a$$ and take it as a commentary not a strike against you and da bears
Where did you get the information that he isn't registered? Just curious.
I think he will be an awesome candidate. Just think of all the free media time he will give the conservative movement.
Like Arnold, Ditka will jump in at the last minute.
Like Arnold, Ditka has a broad based popularity that cuts across political ideology.
Like Arnold, Ditka can get crowds to follow him everywhere.
Like Arnold, Ditka will be running in an "overwhelming" Democrat state.
A state that elected Fitzgerald is NOT what I would call an overwhelming Democrat state. If that conservative pro-lifer can get elected, Ditka can walk into the office.
I think the Dems are terrified of a Ditka candidacy.
Like Arnold, Ditka will jump in at the last minute.
Like Arnold, Ditka has a broad based popularity that cuts across political ideology.
Like Arnold, Ditka can get crowds to follow him everywhere.
Like Arnold, Ditka will be running in an "overwhelming" Democrat state.
A state that elected Fitzgerald is NOT what I would call an overwhelming Democrat state. If that conservative pro-lifer can get elected, Ditka can walk into the office.
I think the Dems are terrified of a Ditka candidacy.
"A mere rest stop, I might add, on the road to the foregone conclusion which shall henceforth be known as: 'THE DITKA PRESIDENCY.'"
Old Milwaukee will, eventually, take it's toll...
I'm not convinced Ditka can win here. Don't get me wrong, he's the only shot the GOP has with former Govs. Edgar and Thompson ruling out a run. And the thought of Obama just walking into office uncontested--who'd clearly be the most liberal member of the U.S. Senate--makes me ill.
BTW, the only reason Fitzgerald won in '98 was because he ran against Carole Mosley-Braun, who was so unbelievably corrupt and fraudulent that her base stayed home. Even then, though, Fitzgerald only got 50.35% of the vote.
This state is so infested with RATS and the GOP so pathetic, that probably only Ditka has a prayer. Ryan was gonna get beaten by Obama, too.
Bite me
you're points are true, but Ditka has so much star appeal he can make up for Obama's lack of corruption. It's the Coach vs the Socialist.
Hmmm. I think that is in his favor.
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