Posted on 07/10/2004 3:53:31 PM PDT by InHisService
July 9, 2004 -- Whoopi Goldberg delivered an X-rated rant full of sexual innuendoes against President Bush last night at a Radio City gala that raised $7.5 million for the newly minted Democratic ticket of John Kerry and John Edwards. Waving a bottle of wine, she fired off a stream of vulgar sexual wordplays on Bush's name in a riff about female genitalia, and boasted that she'd refused to let Team Kerry clear her material.
"I Xeroxed my behind and I folded it up in an envelope and I sent it back with a big kiss mark on because we're Democrats - we're not afraid to laugh," she said.
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Good one! I wish these libs would stop stereotyping us -- sheesh. Let's see, none of us understand big words, we don't like sex, and we are all overweight. Did I leave out anything??
Intolerant liberals!!!
With all the poor spellers, it looks like you've had a busy day!
Tune in later for a transcription of some of the reactions of the Kerry staff and volunteers to our Free-The-Tape/Free SlimFast FReep of Kerry's HQ today! (Who woulda thunk they were so uptight!?)
Speaking of, are you a Jergens or an Oil of Olay man? Lefty or righty?
How ridiculous and scared you all look, afraid of words from a comedianne. What pride do you people have left at this point?
I'm fairly proud of the fact that, unlike yours, my bedsheets can't be leaned against the wall by themselves or used as a substitute for 1/2-inch drywall board.
I suggest you try this instead: As soon as I heard they dropped Whoopi, I went out and bought a bunch of Slim-Fast products. Then I sent them a letter telling them so - with copies of the bar codes from the products I bought. I said something like companies should be rewarded for doing the right thing, i.e., cancelling her contract for her extremely boorish public statements and actions. I also said I'm going to tell everyone else who is dieting to buy some Slim-Fast items.
This is a reverse boycott for doing the right thing. I also sent a copy of the letter to Whoopi to let her know. The address I found on the Internet for her is: Whoopi Goldberg 5555 Melrose Ave #114 LA CA 90038. The address for the Slim-Fast Company is on their products. The entire experience, including eating their food while typing and mailing these letters was sweet.
I suggest you get all your friends, church members, etc., who are dieting to do likewise and really blow her mind! Of couse, I said something like if she apologized and changed her ways, all would be forgiven. (Hah! Fat Chance of that - but that's the right thing to do, too, and if she did, I would.)
PING
Sniff sniff!
What do we have here, do you think? (Besides a serious problem with the Caps Lock key.)
Awww now why did ya do that for? :D
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I think a lot of people don't get it. We should be encouraging Whoopi to do this and NOT discouraging the sponsors as this would certainly put events in motion that may prevent her from being an ass in the future. You don't stop self destruction of the enemy, you stand back and give them air and encourage the flames to burn stronger.
Old news, Mike...Boycotted like crazy when it happened. I never liked Whooi and when I saw what she did, I knew my dislike had been justified to the nth degree.
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I know that is old news...but the ZOT was new :)
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