Kerry, Edwards Rally Planned For Saturday (To Attend Church Services together On Sunday)

WRAL ^ | 7/9/04

[areafiftyone]

RALEIGH, N.C. -- Sen. John Kerry and Sen. John Edwards will bring their presidential campaign to Raleigh this weekend.

Both senators will hold a rally Saturday at 4:30 p.m. at the Court of the Carolinas on the campus of North Carolina State University near the Bell Tower.

Gates open at 1 p.m. Parking is available in the campus garages and lots. Around 3 p.m., Kerry and Edwards are scheduled to arrive at RDU International.

Meanwhile, free tickets to Saturday's rally in Raleigh are available on the North Carolina Democratic Party's Web site. Tickets are also available at several distribution centers across the state.

[areafiftyone]

Kerry and Edwards are both scheduled to attend a church service in North Carolina on Sunday. The location has not yet been announced. Officials are meeting in Raleigh Friday to make security plans.

PHOTO-OP TIME!

[AnAmericanMother]

Now THAT's gonna be funny!

Isn't Edwards a Methodist?

Then Edwards is going to be refused (or illicitly take) communion in Kerry's church, or Kerry is going to take communion in Edward's church, and either way it's gonna be a scandal.

Or some priest may have the guts to refuse Kerry communion in the Catholic church . . . .

[onyx]

Does this mean Kerry will attend Edwards' church?
Is Edwards a Baptist?

[bikerman]

Will they be holding hands or grabbing a$$ inquiring minds want to know.

[So Cal Rocket]

Kerry is Catholic.
Edwards is Methodist.

Wonder which church they'll go to.

[Howlin]

You can bet it won't be in John Edwards' neighborhood.

[Howlin]

He's a Methodist, I believe.

They won't go to his church. Too white, too rich.

[onyx]

What are your plans Saturday and Sunday? LOL

[al baby]

[Arrowhead1952]

Coming out of the closet together ceremony!

[BunnySlippers]

How big are the bibles? And I do hope they don't have to hold hands there too!

[Howlin]

I have company coming for the weekend, but this is near my stepdaughter's house.

And my son-in-law has a restaurant right down the street from the rally......I'm looking for a BIG OLD Bush-Cheney sign to put in the parking lot!

[onyx]

How can he snub his own church?


Being democrats, they'll have
to racially profile the church: it'll be black.

[Izzy Dunne]

I'm gettin' married in the morning
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Pull out the stopper, let's have a whopper
But get me to the church on time

[tractorman]

Aren’t these the same guys that are always whining about the separation of church and state? They must have taken the hypocritic oath.

[onyx]

Ping you NC list.
SOMEONE will either make or get a HUGE sign for you.
The restaurant location is perfect.

[AnAmericanMother]

Oh, they'll probably attend an African Methodist Episcopal church, and try to convince everybody that it's Methodist AND that the "Episcopal" means it's in the Apostolic Succession.

If Kerry takes communion anywhere but in a Catholic church, he is committing a grave sin and causing a scandal . . . IF he's a Catholic, as he continually claims.

I don't believe him. By their fruits ye shall know them.

[SquirrelKing]

'Spose they'll make out in the back pew?

[areafiftyone]

Coming out of the closet together ceremony!

"Well well, Isn't that Speeecial! Is it THE CHURCH OF SATAN Perhaps?"

[gilliam]

Boy, that could be a sticky wicket...

Let's see: Edwards takes communion at a Catholic church and the priest and Kerry get blasted

or: Kerry takes communion at a Methodist church and Kerry gets blasted.

or: Kerry doesn't take communion at a Methodist church and misses his Sunday obligation, and Kerry gets blasted.

or: Edwards doesn't take communion at a Catholic church and everyone is happy. That would be the smart move. Are they that smart?