Posted on 07/08/2004 8:06:07 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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CAN'T KEEP HANDS OFF EACH OTHER
Hugs, kisses to the cheek, affectionate touching of the face, caressing of the back, grabbing of the arm, fingers to the neck, rubbing of the knees...
John Kerry and John Edwards can't keep their hands off each other!
In the past 48 hours, "candidate handling" has become the top buzz on the trail.
News photographers have been going wild with buddy photos of the two Johns.
"I've been covering Washington and politics for 30 years. I can say I've never seen this much touching between two men, publicly," e-mailed one wire photographer.
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They're going for the gay mafia vote!
From the rock opera "Tommy"
Touch me.
feel me.
ACK!!
Eeeeeew...
Now I know why Ter-RAY-zuh been glaring at young John.
Since they can't openly support gay marriage, this is the next best thing.
They're going after the "warm and fuzzy" vote. Expect they'll start singing any minute now.
Yes: they remind me of two Queers from Massachusetts at their wedding reception.

Credit goes to areafiftyone for first posting this one.
I sure hope they use condoms.
LOL!
Blech!
Blech!
Double Blech!
LOL!
Before this is all over, we may be in for a Himbo eruption.
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