Look for the dirty laundry in Edwards’s closet

The Hill ^ | July 7, 2004 | Dick Morris

[Key West Girl]

Dick Morris usually hits the nail on the head with this kind of stuff.

[My Favorite Headache]

[Republic If You Can Keep It]

Ah, let's hope that there's paydirt here.

Go at it, Bushies. You have 3 weeks.

[Veto!]

opens the door for the Bush negative researchers — and they are really good at exploiting such opportunities. Really good.

One would hope they have lined up the 234900734 underage women in Boston that Kerry had one-night stands with to come forward the day after the Dim Convention closes.

[My Favorite Headache]

Bush and co. better not be sitting back and playing clean. He needs to remember their DUI surprise in 2000. This time let it out right as their convention is closing.

[AuntB]

For 30 years I've preached, "NEVER VOTE FOR AN ATTORNEY", and the liberals want to elect two more of them AGAIN.

[ArmyBratproud]

It says something about 527 committees.
I wonder how much Edwards made off his 527s. Leave it to an ambulance chaser to make money without real work.

[AGreatPer]

Just last week Dick Morris predicted that Hillary would be the VP candidate. A 50/50 bs filter is not big enough for Morris' spew. 95/5 is more in order.

I love this Toilet Ticket of John/John. They will make undecided voters line up in droves for Bush. Match, game, set. It's over.

[al baby]

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you ’bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
It’s interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
Running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

You don’t really need to find out what’s going on
You don’t really want to know just how far it’s gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down

Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re stiff
Kick ’em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody’s pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it’s said and done we haven’t told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry!

[Tacis]

"if the Bush campaign’s negative researchers are on the ball."

Gezz, I wish I were as confident as ole Dick that there really are such people! These are the folks who would be publishing the Senate Judiciary memos that the dems got so irate about. Where are they and why haven't we seen them? Where is attendence record of both Johns? Where is Kerry's list of household employees? Are they legals? Where is his list of restricted clubs? How about all Kerry's women? Where are thranscripts of Kerry's treason and the Vietnamese praise for that treason? How did Kerry know about 3 PHs and out? How many others got the same free ride?

Kerry is a lazy, wealthy eltiist who has not done an honest or hard day's work in his entire life!! I sure hope Bush has got folks who will dig out Kerry's cowardly, traitorous and lazt life story!! Nor, has he met the basic commitments he agreed to in anything he's done, a year's service in Nam, his marriage and so on!

[ILuvW]

"Just last week Dick Morris predicted that Hillary would be the VP candidate. A 50/50 bs filter is not big enough for Morris' spew. 95/5 is more in order."

You beat me to it. Is this guy ever right? His predictions have pretty much been wrong from the start....He is interesting though. Especially when he dishes the dirt on Hillary....

[kdot]

Exactly. He should just tell all and get it over with (the Hillary dirt).

Besides, we all know that laws, especially campaign finance laws, don't apply to democrats. Deny, delay, attack, move on.

[Dante3]

I would like to know how much money, if any, Edwards made off the death of his son in a car accident. One report said he sued and collected $25 million from Ford company on account his son was in a Ford. Then I have seen other stories.

Does Edwards always have that Howdy-Doody grin on his face?

[maro]

Even a broken watch is right twice a day. Edwards has not had the spotlight on him as have more seasoned pols like Gephardt. This is a problem--look at what happened to Jack Ryan. We'll know if there's anything to this in a few short weeks.

[doug from upland]

If the polls look good for the Democrats in October, look for Hillary to be behind the scenes releasing devastating info about Edwards. She is prepared to step in and save the day. I wrote about this four years ago. It is the novel I should have finished.

[Smartass]

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[potlatch]

I've never seen two men get so 'face to face'!!??

[onyx]

*ping*

[Happy2BMe]

hehe . . #1 and #4 running the country . .