'Kid from the East' Kerry Feels Farmers' Pain (LAUGH RIOT from Reuters)

Yahoo News ^ | July 3, 2004 5:45 pm | Patricia Wilson

[EGPWS]

Kerry couldn't tell a cow from this load of bull he's spewing.

LoL's!

A horse has no interest in cows! ; )

[Chieftain]

Isn't he the guy who did 4 months in Vietnam?

Yeah, I hear he got 3 Purple Hearts, 2 bronze stars, 1 Silver Star and partridge in a pear tree... (I kinda doubt that partridge bit though, judging from his poor markmanship skills)! Man he was one busy Swiftboater, I mean with all the future campaign ad filming and such.

[swampfox98]

"When I was a kid, this kid from the East, I had an aunt and uncle who owned a dairy farm," Kerry told a town hall meeting on Saturday in Independence, midway through a 546-mile July 4 weekend road trip across America's heartland to win over rural voters.

In other words, Kerry brings some of his Aunt's cow excrement to his campaign.

[I still care]

Kerry has an "F" rating from the NRA. When I heard that, I said within the next few months look for a photo op of Kerry skeet shooting.

The gun vote will lose Kerry the flyover states for sure, so he has to start now to mislead the sheeple.

I am amazed at how people are falling for his, "Look at me, see, I'm not a liberal" act.

[mtbopfuyn]

At the Gunslick Trap Club in Holmen, Kerry shouldered a borrowed 12-gauge shotgun and picked off 17 out of 25 clay "birds." Afterward, he said he preferred to hunt because of the open-air experience of tracking and finding game.

Idiot. Gun clubs are for rich wimps who target practice not for hunting meat for the table. The only thing he bags are wealthy wives. I can see his SS guys laughing their heads off.

[TomGuy]

"I've been out here a lot over 20 years plus," he told about 150 invited guests at the Dejno family farm, where he toured the aromatic calving shed and milking center.

150 invited guests? Bused in from where?

the aromatic calving shed and milking center? This whole story of Kerry down on the farm is kind of 'aromatic' itself.

[Brad’s Gramma]

This is so deja vu all over again. He lies, the press picks it up and runs with it.

Clinton/Kerry/one in the same.

[catpuppy]

It brought tears to my eyes as it resembled Al Gore's similar attempt at establishing his credentials with farmers: "Throughout most of my life, I raised tobacco. I want you to know that with my own hands I put in the plant beds and transferred it! I've hoed it! I've chopped it! I've shredded it, spiked it, put it in the barn and stripped it and sold it!"

[mtbopfuyn]

That picture reminds me of the one of the soldier supposedly aiming some Iraqi that the media had a field day with. Funny, there's not a stink over this one.

[mtbopfuyn]

Gee-tar man singing "Old McDonald had a Farm."

[NonValueAdded]

The driver was probably muttering about having to babysit the litte prince.

[NonValueAdded]

little

[Paleo Conservative]

Take your finger off the trigger, knucklehead.

Hey Senator Kerry, that's a shotgun not a guitar.

[mtbopfuyn]

"When I was a kid, this kid from the East, I had an aunt and uncle who owned a dairy farm,"

Yeah, but did the snot nosed little toad ever visit with the poor side of the family much less actually get his hands dirty working for them?

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Did they allow kids to ride tractors down the streets of Boston? Maybe if the chauffer went with them...so JFK wants to be a farmer this week. Well, he certainly knows how to shovel manure...

[SouthernFreebird]

SHOOT!

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

Remember Al Gore claimed he plowed fields with a team of mules? He worked all day in the fields and then went to help the neighbors in their fields.

These guys are just tooooo much.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

"When up from the ground came bubbling crude..." And shouldn't he be playing a banjo in that other pic?

[Paleo Conservative]

And shouldn't he be playing a banjo in that other pic?

I don't have Photoshop.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Actually, Al claimed to have invented plowing...