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A Hungry Michael Moore Eats Himself, Achieves Infinite Density
dead | 6/28/04 | dead

Posted on 06/28/2004 12:30:55 PM PDT by dead

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To: Xenalyte

Ah hahahahahahahahaahah


21 posted on 06/28/2004 1:06:17 PM PDT by ar15girl
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To: dead

Heh heh heh heh!


22 posted on 06/28/2004 1:08:01 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP (McClintock - In Your Heart, You Know He's Right)
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To: dead

bttt


23 posted on 06/28/2004 1:10:58 PM PDT by DoctorMichael (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: dead
LOL thats as clever a one as I've seen, even on the ONION.

Do one on this...

COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU...MICHEAL MOORE STARRING IN...

TRIPLE XXX-TRA LARGE

24 posted on 06/28/2004 1:14:50 PM PDT by DainBramage
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To: dead

Superb! You should seriously consider becoming an asstronomer.


25 posted on 06/28/2004 1:16:55 PM PDT by Sender (Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -Tolstoy)
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To: dead
This event trapped the one-time presidential candidate in a geosynchronous orbit....

Old news. Al's been out there orbiting in space for a long, long time.

27 posted on 06/28/2004 1:21:44 PM PDT by catpuppy (John Kerry! When hair is all that matters)
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To: humblegunner; Xenalyte
To obesity, and beyond! < /buzz lightyear>

There's a cheese log in my boot!

28 posted on 06/28/2004 1:23:14 PM PDT by Bacon Man (Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat.)
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To: dead

Well, I always did think he was some sort of black hole...


29 posted on 06/28/2004 1:23:24 PM PDT by RichInOC (Ronald Wilson Reagan, 2/6/11-6/5/04, R.I.P.)
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To: dead

I like it!

THX


30 posted on 06/28/2004 1:27:03 PM PDT by SeeRushToldU_So (Democrats are enemies of the USA.)
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To: dead

And I just sat down to KFC. Thanks for the guilt trip.






LOL, almost spewed 'extra crispy.'


31 posted on 06/28/2004 1:27:24 PM PDT by Petronski (I'm **NOT** always **CRANKY**.)
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To: RichInOC; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Well, I always did think he was some sort of black hole...

Like air surrounded by a sphincter muscle.

32 posted on 06/28/2004 1:29:29 PM PDT by SeeRushToldU_So (Democrats are enemies of the USA.)
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To: dead

Oh man that’s funny especially the part about “how ‘bout you Dick?”.

Moore is so fat that when he hauls a$$ it takes two trips.


33 posted on 06/28/2004 1:31:42 PM PDT by tractorman
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To: SeeRushToldU_So

Exactly. Precisely. Couldn't have said it better myself.


34 posted on 06/28/2004 1:34:16 PM PDT by RichInOC (Ronald Wilson Reagan, 2/6/11-6/5/04, R.I.P.)
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To: dead
"Get me a bucket"


35 posted on 06/28/2004 1:36:33 PM PDT by P.O.E.
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To: dead
If this is true, Moore's destiny would parallel that of a primordial black hole, and he is in danger of exploding in a massive burst of toxic radiation.
36 posted on 06/28/2004 1:38:31 PM PDT by rightwingcrazy
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To: IgnatiusReilly

Thanks! Glad you liked it.


39 posted on 06/28/2004 2:43:05 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Sender

*groan*


40 posted on 06/28/2004 2:52:31 PM PDT by null and void (The light pours out of me/The cold light of day/Pours out of me/Leaving me black/And so healthy)
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