DFU SONG: People (yes, Babs...you stinking leftist people)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 6-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

Someone had to do it.

[camle]

Kerry,
Kerry who like Kerry,
Are the stupidest people in the world
They're children, breeding other children
And yet letting a grown-up pride
Hide all the hate inside
Acting more like lib’rals than children
Tessa, that very special Kerry
She’s the wealthiest Kerry in the world
With her millions her many, many millions
A hatred deep in her soul
Says you’re Nazis and corrupt
No more Cheney or Bush
But first be a person who likes Kerry
People who like Kerry
Are the stupidest people in the world
Vote John Kerry who looks like Frankenberry
No more Cheney or Bush
But first be a person who likes Kerry
people who like Kerry
Are the stupidest people in the world...

[doug from upland]

Ping

[COUNTrecount]

Fabulous.

Can you get "pee hole" anywhere in the lyrics?

LMAO

[weegee]

Here was my response:

Send In The Clowns 2004

Isn’t it rich, Bush Haters vent
Michael Moore wins his awards - hey it pays his rent
Send in the clowns

Isn’t it odd, Kerry's their guy
His vets group voted to kill - and he just stood by
But these are all clowns - send in the clowns

And with the left, who we're about to forget
Postmodernism died on 9/11 we all saw - the threat
We know who stood firm, answered the call, he's not done yet
Bush needs your vote - he's the best bet

The press isn't fair; they aid our foes
This year they want "anyone but Bush" - everyone knows
But they are all clowns - send in the clowns
Don’t bother they’re here

Aren't they rich, aren't they queer
Watch them go mad with their political smear
But where are the clowns - send in the clowns
We'll laugh next year

[doug from upland]

Well done. From the 2002 archives, just after the election --

MIDI - SEND IN THE CLOWNS

It's a bloodbath…GOP laughs
I can tell you I almost just had a calf
Whom can I fax

I am just sick…I just lost Dick
I had a dream that this whole thing is a trick
I'll send a fax…whom can I fax

I gave advice…such good advice
They should have listened to me rather than thinking twice
To me you should pay attention or you'll pay the price
I'll send a fax…whom can I fax

Oh, what the hell…I'll learn to spell
I am a nitwit but then no one could tell
I must send a fax…but whom can I fax…whose taking my fax

My picks went down…"loser's" a noun
How will I be able to show up in town
I must send a fax…but whom can I fax…whose taking my fax

[Cindy]

Ping

[Smartass]

OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

[Jenya]

Screaming hilarious!! I copied it into an e:mail and sent it to about 40 people. I hope you don't mind.
I would have liked to have had Chappaquidik (spell?) worked in, but brilliant nonetheless.

[Smartass]

Help yourself and enjoy...

[MeekOneGOP]

DFU SONG: People (yes, Babs...you stinking leftist people)

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[MeekOneGOP]

Poor doggie ! I messed him up.

Sorry, boy ! hehe!

[dagoofyfoot]

LOL!

[Happy2BMe]

Thanks, Smarty!

Forwarded to the world.

In case you haven't seen the Official 2004 DNC Convention Proggie - ping on #8

[Brad’s Gramma]

I concur!!!!!

[Cindy]

Wow Smartass.
I'm totally speechless.
Never been to that convention before.

[Smartass]

Chappaquiddick...

Find all about "Whiskey Ted" at the link below:
YTEDK

[Boazo]

[clyde260]

You guys are tooooo much! Too funny! Gosh I need sleep so bad, and now I've laughed to hard. Thank you both!

[Smartass]

Good One...