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Caption Mrs. Ed
6-26-04

Posted on 06/26/2004 6:14:52 PM PDT by Paul Atreides

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She finally saw what her action figure would look like....

21 posted on 06/26/2004 6:48:28 PM PDT by mhking
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"Damn! My face-lift and boob-lift both failed at once!"

............FRegards

22 posted on 06/26/2004 6:55:52 PM PDT by gonzo (I support a womans' right to choose! "So, what are they? Silicone or Saline??".........)
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Teresa Heinz Kerry

23 posted on 06/26/2004 7:00:25 PM PDT by the caption king
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24 posted on 06/26/2004 7:11:20 PM PDT by BulletBobCo
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She is worth a billion? Who'd a thunk?


25 posted on 06/26/2004 7:15:14 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (Must get moose and squirrel ... B. Badanov)
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Evita Peron she's not. An Evita would be a natural for the Democratic mobsters. This one does not know how to play up to the poor, uneducated, overworked masses. She is on par with her sisters like Hillery, Barbara the funny face, and the bevy of news wenches for contempt of the little people.


26 posted on 06/26/2004 7:19:22 PM PDT by LoneRangerMassachusetts (Some know what's good for others, some make goods for others; it's the meddlers against the peddlers)
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Ok so she isn't very cute, but is she an American Citizen?
She feels superior to Americans, self confessed. She doesn't know why she ever married one. Try as I might I cannot find any information on exactly when Mrs. Heinz Kerry took her citizenship examination and became an American Citizen. When she married Heinz just by marrying an American Citizen did not make you one, same when she succumbed to the charmes of Mr. Kerry. So just exactly when did the African American wannabe first lady become an American Citizen???? Inquiring minds want to know!!


27 posted on 06/26/2004 7:27:22 PM PDT by wingnuts'nbolts (Keep your eye on the donut, not on the hole.)
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That'll teach ya to pull my finger...


28 posted on 06/26/2004 7:27:59 PM PDT by RW_Whacko
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Teresa on the Stump, Teresa Heinz Kerry, from Mozambique, PRO-ABORTION Catholic, UN Employee, etc.

Teresa Heinz Kerry, Drummond Pike and the Communist TIDES FOUNDATION

29 posted on 06/26/2004 7:36:15 PM PDT by Coleus (Roe v. Wade and Endangered Species Act both passed in 1973, Murder Babies/save trees, birds, algae)
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but is she an American Citizen?

You will keep us informed???

30 posted on 06/26/2004 7:47:49 PM PDT by Krodg
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Ketchup women say's "I LIKE DOG'S, DO YOU LIKE DOGS?

You would have to have been listening to Laura Ingraham of late to get it


31 posted on 06/26/2004 7:50:42 PM PDT by DAC22
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..way too funny...LMAO


Doogle


32 posted on 06/26/2004 7:54:36 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF..408th MMS...Ubon, Thailand "69" ..."Wolfpack".night line delivery "Doogle")
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"Oooooohhhhh God !! I KNEW I should have brought that extra tube of Preparation H !! "


33 posted on 06/26/2004 8:14:34 PM PDT by Armigerous
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What stinks? Is that hanoi john's bad breathe?


34 posted on 06/26/2004 8:21:08 PM PDT by GailA (hanoi john kerry, I'm for the death penalty, before I impose a moratorium on it.)
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I'm still trying to understand the supposed appeal of this woman. All I ever hear about is her being "plain-spoken." Big deal! Anyone can mouth off when she is worth millions/billions. The only thing that I can think of that she would bring to the position of First Lady is a funding of socialist organizations and a big mouth.


35 posted on 06/26/2004 8:47:38 PM PDT by Paul Atreides (Didn't your father tell you that unnecessary excerpting will make you go blind?)
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Teresa: "Gotta go-gotta go-gotta go right now...."

Pitchman: "When you experience overactive blather
when your spouse talks, reach for the bathroom pass.
A clean chair cushion is a terrible thing to waste."


36 posted on 06/27/2004 4:43:46 AM PDT by OESY
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She has money but that's all she's got.


37 posted on 06/27/2004 4:51:15 AM PDT by mict42
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"After hearing I'm now worth over a billion, I'm feeling fuzzy-wuzzy all over!"

38 posted on 06/27/2004 3:55:01 PM PDT by mikrofon (Feel like a Billion, look like a road killin')
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Candle face! (Laura listeners will get it)


39 posted on 06/28/2004 7:46:33 AM PDT by Azbushgal
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