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Posted on 06/25/2004 11:05:25 AM PDT by CFW
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Okay, Freepers...any ideas!
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posted on
06/25/2004 11:05:26 AM PDT
by
CFW
To: CFW
Sounds like the trap-a-theif car was sitting idle too long.
To: CFW
Homeless guy, looking for a place to sleep. Or...a drunk looking for a place to sleep it off. The cause of death would be an interesting bit of data here.
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posted on
06/25/2004 11:07:30 AM PDT
by
EggsAckley
(........"John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute".........)
To: CFW
A Caprice. I hate that. However, there are two possibilities. Either he died in the car or he was dead when he got into the car. And the mechanics at the motor pool do not like it when the officer drops off the car with bodies in it.
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posted on
06/25/2004 11:08:05 AM PDT
by
RightWhale
(Destroy the dark; restore the light)
To: CFW
Searching for Zombie Donuts?
To: CFW
1) D@mn, this would make a great CSI episode!
2) He was in a Chevrolet Caprice police used to entice criminals to steal it and be captured in the act. ...and boy, is somebody (probably a lawyer) going to be rich in a few months.
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posted on
06/25/2004 11:10:05 AM PDT
by
50sDad
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To: JeeperFreeper
Bart: "Dad! You killed the Zombie Flanders!"
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posted on
06/25/2004 11:10:45 AM PDT
by
50sDad
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To: RightWhale
...or he was dead when he got into the car. "Brains! More Brains!"
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posted on
06/25/2004 11:11:55 AM PDT
by
50sDad
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To: CFW
The car of the living dead.
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posted on
06/25/2004 11:12:51 AM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: EggsAckley
The cause of death would be an interesting bit of data here.Found a half eaten doughnut under the seat and died of botulism? ...or it could have been Bush's fault.
To: CFW
This is an easy one. Drunk, looking for a place to sleep it off, finds an unlocked car and crawls inside. Car designed to trap thieves, traps drunk instead. He is cooked to death the next day as car bakes in summer sun.
Case closed.
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posted on
06/25/2004 11:15:50 AM PDT
by
monday
To: CFW
Building a better mouse trap i see. Works for me. They check in but do not check out!!
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posted on
06/25/2004 11:16:20 AM PDT
by
going hot
(Happiness is a momma deuce)
To: CFW
How hard would it be to break a window? I honestly don't know, as I've never broken one, but it doesn't seem like it would be that hard. Also, you could live for a few days if you were healthy, with the exception of overheating or dehydration.
To: San Jacinto
Well, I have a feeling the car thief catching car may be out of comission a bit longer.
I think they are gonna have to resolve those liability issues.
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posted on
06/25/2004 11:16:42 AM PDT
by
CFW
To: CFW
X-ray the body for a flashlight.
mc :-)
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posted on
06/25/2004 11:18:18 AM PDT
by
mcshot
("When you don't think too good, don't think too much" Ted Williams)
To: CFW
An entrapment car? They'll wish they never thought of that.
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posted on
06/25/2004 11:18:44 AM PDT
by
horatio
To: CFW
Did he know Bill Clinton?
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posted on
06/25/2004 11:19:45 AM PDT
by
BlueNgold
(Feed the Tree .....)
To: CFW
If it was in Los Angeles and he was black, likely he died from being hit in the head with a flashlight.
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posted on
06/25/2004 11:21:29 AM PDT
by
BJungNan
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To: BJungNan
"If it was in Los Angeles and he was black, likely he died from being hit in the head with a flashlight."
Yes, Fatality by Flashlight is much more common than, say, Fatality by Brother Puttin' a Cap in Yo' Butt.
To: CFW
And the smell issues, too. Yeah, that car is out of commission for a little while indeed.
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posted on
06/25/2004 11:26:11 AM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Welfare's purpose should be to eliminate, as far as possible, the need for its own existence.)
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