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Here Comes The Judge
The Smoking Gun ^ | 06/24/2004 | Staff

Posted on 06/24/2004 10:19:48 AM PDT by Hawk44

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To: Junior

He was trying to pull a fast one, but things got out of hand.


61 posted on 06/24/2004 1:25:38 PM PDT by PatrickHenry
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To: PatrickHenry

I lost it when I saw that the last page of the brief is titled, "Prayer for Relief".


62 posted on 06/24/2004 1:27:22 PM PDT by Snardius
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To: All
CNN has picked it up: Judge suspected of masturbating in court.
63 posted on 06/24/2004 1:29:22 PM PDT by PatrickHenry
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To: Numbers Guy

"these unsettling first-hand accounts"

Better make that "second hand" accounts, first hand is a little busy..


64 posted on 06/24/2004 1:33:49 PM PDT by IamConservative (A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
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To: PatrickHenry

So, I guess the powers-that-be will yank him off the bench.


65 posted on 06/24/2004 1:52:47 PM PDT by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: HEY4QDEMS
I'm sure he could find a job on the bench in Massachusetts.

I'm sure we could find stuff on the benches in Oklahoma, too.

66 posted on 06/24/2004 1:57:45 PM PDT by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: Xenalyte

I know, the jokes are just too easy. My friend here asked me if he violated any judicial canons. I responded that he's single-handedly redefined the entire term!


67 posted on 06/24/2004 2:03:29 PM PDT by Johassen (Veritas Vincit)
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To: PatrickHenry
He'll probably get off easy.

It would appear he already does.

68 posted on 06/24/2004 2:03:39 PM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: VadeRetro

Maybe, but then again, the guy's a whack job.


69 posted on 06/24/2004 2:07:37 PM PDT by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: Junior

Looks like the judge will have to go pound sand.


70 posted on 06/24/2004 2:11:31 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Liberalism is the end result of too many people peeing in the gene pool.)
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To: martin_fierro

Just heard this one on the radio. Judicial jollies, get them where you can!


71 posted on 06/24/2004 2:28:40 PM PDT by dennisw (http://www.prophetofdoom.net/)
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To: Hawk44

Dem or pube?


72 posted on 06/24/2004 2:29:06 PM PDT by dennisw (http://www.prophetofdoom.net/)
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To: Junior

No real problem here. He'll beat this thing handily.


73 posted on 06/24/2004 2:32:50 PM PDT by PatrickHenry
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To: PatrickHenry

Unless he chokes on the stand...


74 posted on 06/24/2004 2:34:56 PM PDT by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: PatrickHenry
He'll probably get off easy.

Thank goodness they didn't find an animal under there ....

"Your honor, what on earth were you doing with a sheep under the bench?" asked the incredulous bailiff.

"Hey; it's not b-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d!" replied the sheepish judge.

75 posted on 06/24/2004 2:36:51 PM PDT by longshadow
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To: Hawk44
shaved and oiled his nether region

Maybe he should be a judge in the Netherlands. They've plenty like him in Amsterdam....

76 posted on 06/24/2004 2:42:39 PM PDT by freebilly (Vote Kerry-- 1 Billion Muslims Can't Be Wrong....)
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To: Hawk44

It bet the judge is overjoyed at entering the penile system....


77 posted on 06/24/2004 2:44:51 PM PDT by freebilly (Vote Kerry-- 1 Billion Muslims Can't Be Wrong....)
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To: longshadow

They'll never convict him. I've got confidence that this guy can pull it off.


78 posted on 06/24/2004 2:45:04 PM PDT by PatrickHenry
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To: Hawk44

ORDURE IN THE COURT!


79 posted on 06/24/2004 2:46:04 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck
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To: PatrickHenry
From the CNN report:

"On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads.

The judge is nuts (and so are the things he shaved)....

80 posted on 06/24/2004 2:49:20 PM PDT by freebilly (Vote Kerry-- 1 Billion Muslims Can't Be Wrong....)
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