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CAPTION TERESA HEINZ KERRY!
AP Via Yahoo News ^ | 06-22-04 | AP Via Yahoo News

Posted on 06/23/2004 7:27:32 AM PDT by petercooper

Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Democratic presidential candidate, Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass., laughs at a joke during a discussion on women and the economy of the future, Tuesday, June 22, 2004, in Miami. (AP Photo/David Adame)


TOPICS: Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: caption; dog; kerry; ketchupqueen; monkey; mutt; nasty; neverbefirstlady; taraza; teresaheinz; tootsie; ugly; unsexy
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1. "OK, who put the Whoopie cushion on my chair?"

2. "Johnnie has about this much credibility on the issues."

1 posted on 06/23/2004 7:27:36 AM PDT by petercooper
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To: petercooper

Not a caption, but honestly does this woman look like a "First Lady"?


2 posted on 06/23/2004 7:29:47 AM PDT by commish (Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
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To: petercooper

Yhe future would be a joke with kerry as president.


3 posted on 06/23/2004 7:29:53 AM PDT by freeangel (freeangel)
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To: petercooper

First photo: Teresa recalls her wedding night.


4 posted on 06/23/2004 7:30:48 AM PDT by Paul Atreides (Didn't your father tell you that unnecessary excerpting will make you go blind?)
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To: petercooper

(1) "Little Johnnie bought another yacht? He's spending me out of house and homes!"


6 posted on 06/23/2004 7:31:18 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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To: Baynative

nope.


7 posted on 06/23/2004 7:31:25 AM PDT by EggsAckley (........"John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute".........)
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To: petercooper

Second photo: "*#%&'n sticky boogers!"


8 posted on 06/23/2004 7:31:39 AM PDT by Paul Atreides (Didn't your father tell you that unnecessary excerpting will make you go blind?)
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1.) Mrs. Heinz-Kerry, can you comment about your husband being a war hero?

2.) Ma'am, how many times was he wounded in Vietnam?


9 posted on 06/23/2004 7:31:55 AM PDT by mtbopfuyn
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Arff, Arff...brrrr...woof, woof.



"I'd like to be a dog," she says to a group of pre-schoolers. "Do you know why? Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly."


10 posted on 06/23/2004 7:32:13 AM PDT by kcvl
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Lord, that woman needs a stylist... Someone with that much money and doesnt have hired help to run a brush through her hair???


11 posted on 06/23/2004 7:32:54 AM PDT by smith288 (Even if you hate me, God bless you †)
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To: Baynative

I'm too sexy for my...


12 posted on 06/23/2004 7:33:04 AM PDT by kcvl
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To: petercooper

See Botox works for me!


13 posted on 06/23/2004 7:33:11 AM PDT by Ramtek57
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To: Paul Atreides
First photo: Teresa recalls her wedding night.

Second photo: "My husband? I'll illustrate with my right hand... a REAL A S S hole......."

14 posted on 06/23/2004 7:33:18 AM PDT by b4its2late (John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
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To: petercooper

Hope she's wearing Depends.


15 posted on 06/23/2004 7:33:20 AM PDT by mtbopfuyn
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To: petercooper

1) here I am getting disemboweled
2) here is my impression of Dr. Evil from Austin Powers.


16 posted on 06/23/2004 7:34:13 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: petercooper

An EXtREME MAKEOVER is urgently called for!!!!


17 posted on 06/23/2004 7:34:13 AM PDT by marty60
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"Look at me. I am a dog. I am a Skerry Terrier."

18 posted on 06/23/2004 7:34:35 AM PDT by JesseHousman (Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal)
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To: mtbopfuyn

More fiber.


19 posted on 06/23/2004 7:34:35 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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To: petercooper

"I'm cheeky, I'm sexy, whatever. You know, I've got a lot of life inside," the 65-year-old first-lady wannabe says with a giggle in an interview with CBS News.


20 posted on 06/23/2004 7:34:46 AM PDT by kcvl
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