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Morford: Because Dubya Said So!
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, June 23, 2004 | Mark Morford

Posted on 06/23/2004 6:20:13 AM PDT by presidio9

It's somewhere around 1977 and I'm about 10 years old and I'm up past 10 pm watching juicy riveting prime-time "Magnum, P.I." (or whatever), and of course right at that moment I want nothing more from the universe than to stay up another hour and watch even more TV so as to feel, you know, older, and wiser, and somehow cooler. And right about then my mother walks in and says hey kiddo, time for bed, and I plead and whine and protest and say no no no please please please why why why, and she says, slightly exasperated and motherly, well, because I said so.

She had her reasons, of course. After all, you gotta set some ground rules, gotta establish the boundaries and make the wee ones understand that the world ain't always full of clear explanations and justifiable details, and sometimes you, as the dumb oppressed plebe, you just gotta shut the hell up and do whatever the elders say because, well, they said so.

You loathed that line then, and you'll hate it even more now.

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1 posted on 06/23/2004 6:20:14 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9

" And right about then my mother walks in and says hey kiddo, time for bed, and I plead and whine and protest and say no no no..."

Amazing. I didn't know his mother could speak. I thought all she could do was bark.


2 posted on 06/23/2004 6:22:43 AM PDT by OpusatFR (Vote Kerry if you want to commit national suicide)
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To: presidio9

Why are Morford's panties constantly in the wad mode?


3 posted on 06/23/2004 6:23:57 AM PDT by ladtx ( "Remember your regiment and follow your officers." Captain Charles May, 2d Dragoons, 9 May 1846)
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To: OpusatFR

Wrong, she can growl and snarl too!


4 posted on 06/23/2004 6:25:55 AM PDT by Laura Earl
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To: ladtx; Slings and Arrows; finnman69; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; cyborg; ...

Morford ping

5 posted on 06/23/2004 6:26:14 AM PDT by presidio9 (Islam Is As Islam Does)
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To: OpusatFR
“Amazing. I didn't know his mother could speak. I thought all she could do was bark.“

   

6 posted on 06/23/2004 6:27:33 AM PDT by sinclair (If you don't stop and think, then it doesn't matter whether you are a genius or a moron.)
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This is worth discussing, I guess.
[A]cting pursuant to the Constitution and [the Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Iraq Resolution of 2002] is consistent with the United States and other countries continuing to take the necessary actions against international terrorists and terrorist organizations, including those nations, organizations, or persons who planned, authorized, committed, or aided the terrorist attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001.

—President Bush, in a letter to Congress outlining the legal justification for commencing war against Iraq, March 18, 2003


7 posted on 06/23/2004 6:39:13 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: presidio9

It's all about him, ain't it -- Morford, his wants. He comes across as a very lazy man.


8 posted on 06/23/2004 6:53:22 AM PDT by Alia (California -- It's Groovy! Baby!)
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To: presidio9

I don't think Magnum P.I. was on in 77, but he had to use a show with a political conservative star as his example.


9 posted on 06/23/2004 7:28:50 AM PDT by BBell
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I don't think Magnum P.I. was on in 77, but he had to use a show with a political conservative star as his example

Magnum PI first aired in December, 1980.

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10 posted on 06/23/2004 7:35:41 AM PDT by Dane
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