Posted on 06/16/2004 11:32:06 AM PDT by Liz
Michael Moore is in the throes of foisting his vile film about GWB, Fahrenheit 9/11, onto unsuspecting audiences. Moore is being aided in this effort by assorted Hollyweirdo Christian-haters. Some are leaving their exclusive enclaves in Malibu to help hype the hate-filled film.
Now we are pleased to announce that a documentary about Moore is in production and we are looking for story ideas.
You can help the effort.
Post here your story suggestions which might be incorporated into the film about Moore, keeping in mind the theme: Michael Moore: "I Live To Eat."
Half a Peking duck leftover from the Mandarin restaurant.
About 25 tempura sushi rolls from Nobu.
Twelve dozen chicken nuggets from McD's.
Two pastrami sandwiches, a cucumber pickle, and a celery soda from the the corner deli.
A gallon of spaghetti and sauce, and half a loaf of crusty bread from Valentino's.
But Moore was still hungry.
Luckily a Domino's pizza van was passing at the time. So Moore, desperate for instant gratification, hijacks the van.
An exciting chase scene ensues, ending when Moore is found covered with pepperoni and mozarella, the van empty, and 50 Godfather-sized pizza boxes littering the landscape.
Michael Moore buys a Carnival Kitchen novelty food set at his local Wal Mart, and proceeds to make a 200 pound cotton candy ball, dipped in caramel and deep fried.
It is good to be at the top of the food chain.
If you find yourself in his path, move at right angles to that path and seek shelter. He is slow-moving, but relentless. He can be distracted by a trail of Oreos. Just don't be at the end of them.
ROTFL. Nice photography. Might even get an Academy award.
He eats Yoko Ono, but is hungry again an hour later.
Hahahahahahah....priceless.
FMCDH(BITS)
Awesome....a definite for the picture.
Terror ensued when a crowd of people went running in all directions as two vehicles came careening down the street - Witnesses said saw Michael Moore driving at speeds of over 100 mph chasing down a Mister Softy Ice Cream Truck.
Yeah, Japanese food will do that to you.
Although it might be redundant after the pizza scene, I'd like to get some film of Moore licking Swiss Chocolate Almond ice cream off the wheels of the turned-over Mister Softee truck. It would add a certain degree of pathos to the film I believe.
What do you think? Too redundant?
Confession is good for the soul. Mike will be a better person after this film debuts.
I like that.
..just as he finishes licking the last melting morsel from the Goodyears, a bright light appears.
(jump to Jabba The Hut inside DNC mothership)
Jabba: "Yes Micheal, I am your father..."
Michael Moore chokes to death on a ham sandwich while listening to a Mama Cass song.
An exciting chase scene ensues, ending when Moore is found covered with pepperoni and mozarella, the van empty, and 50 Godfather-sized pizza boxes littering the landscape.
Why are there Godfather's pizza boxes in a Domino's pizza van?
Gosh, that's so sweet (sniffle).
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