Posted on 06/15/2004 3:38:16 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
TELLING THE TOOTH Despite a temporary loss of wrinkles, Senator John Kerry denied claims earlier this year that he underwent Botox treatments. But there's no denying the aftereffects of a piece of cosmetic work he had done yesterday. The presumptive Democratic presidential nominee emerged from a morning of seclusion in Washington with two new pearly-white-capped teeth at a airport rally in Atlantic City. The noticeably improved smile is not only bright, it corrects the angled teeth and one prior miscolored cap. Ever coy, Kerry aides said he had the crown replaced on his right front tooth (previously lost in a hockey injury) and a new crown placed on the lesser tooth beside it (the focus of a recent root-canal procedure). Other than that, the aides insist he had his teeth cleaned but not whitened. Still, the high-wattage smile was apparent as Kerry headed off by helicopter for a fund-raiser at the home of rock star Jon Bon Jovi, himself the veteran of a canine cap job.
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Looks like they gave him a rotten silver medal!
Hey, as a matter of retribution, I met one of my old pedo teachers about 10 years ago at a supermarket and said hi. I never mentioned the funny stuff he did, but you could fill a bucket with his sweat. I spoke very sarcastic, "How are your students? STILL teaching? You retired? Staying out of trouble I assume?" Very very uncomfortable for him, being that I was now also about 6 inches taller than him as well. It was very surreal to say the least, but to hell with him. There just predators on the innocent these sick bastards.
Bwahahaha!
Is this saucy, sexy or brilliant? Ugh>>>>>
Like Grandpappy always said, "You can't polish a turd." (Tsk, tsk, Grandpappy grew up in a shack in the Ozarks, but there was no call for that language, until now.)
I actually felt sorry for Theresa about this comparison. She really does look like Tootsie. He may even be better looking, but the point is that after reading the thread on the way Theresa has been funding leftwing terrorist groups, she deserves everything that she gets.
This guy is transcending "dork". He is the king of dorks, the quintessence of all dorkdom. The teeth are just the icing on the cake, so to speak.
And they still look bad. REALly bad.
Ne;s more than UGLY....he's FUGLY!
Their isn't enough botox in the world to fix what's wrong with him.
Austin is infinitely cooler and more hip than Kerry ... and, he's English instead of French-looking.
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