[TomGuy]

Kerry was in Vietnam?

I would have never known...

Oh yes. He was.
And there was something about metals. I think he has a metal plate or something that is made from different kinds of metals.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

The microscopic piece of metal I read about got stuck in his arse which meant he was running away from the enemy.

[Al Simmons]

OK Freepers. We've all learned about Rush's latest challenge - his pending divorce from Marta.

Fighting all that he has to fight right now must be taking a terrible toll on him.

So, we need to mobilize and find him a soul mate to help him through this difficult time.

Therefore I propose you ALL email Rush and suggest he call up LAURA INGRAHAM and ANN COULTER, invite them to lunch, and see what happens. After all I can think of no other two conservative babes who seem to have more in common with Rush.

Then, send separate emails to both LAURA and ANN, making the same suggestion that they ought to give Rush a 'condolence' call, maybe go out to dinner with him, and - well, see if anything sparks there.

Here are their email addresses:

rush@eibnet.com

suggestions@lauraingraham.com

tom@anncoulter.org

Let's help out both Rush and these two lovely ladies - after all, think about how much enjoyment and learning we have gotten from all three of them!

So, c'mon Freepers - it will only take you 5 minutes to fire off these three emails!!

Now - GO TO IT!!!!!