Black XXVIII: "Dutch's Home!!"

The Reagan Revolution!! ^ | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dutch's Home!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")

Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!

Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!

Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!

[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

O beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain...
For purple mountain majesties above the fruited plain.
America! America! God shed His grace on thee...
And crown thy Good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea.

O beautiful for pilgrim feet, whose stern, impassioned stress...
A thoroughfare for FReedom beat across the wilderness.
America! America! God mend thine every flaw!!
Confirm thy soul in self control...thy liberty in law!

O beautiful for heroes proved in liberating strife...
Who more than self their country loved, and mercy more than life.
America! America! May God thy gold refine...
Till all success be nobleness, and every gain divine!

O beautiful for patriot dream that sees beyond the years...
Thine alabaster cities gleam, undimmed by human tears!
America! America! God shed His grace on thee...
And crown thy good with brotherhood from sea to shining sea.

A classic...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...these simple ideas could serve as a heartfelt prayer, petitioning Him for help, strength and guidance in all of the areas in which they are now so desperately needed"

Yep...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hanoi John!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")

Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATS wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!

Hanoi John...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!!
Yeah, yer scum... damn yer VietNam LIES!! Ooahhohh...

(Little guitar jammin')

Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
Hanoi John, what makes yer heart sooo purple?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer "injuries"...were just gutless LIES!!
I loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!!
I want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!!

Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh..
We object...to yer campaign LIES!!

(More guitar jammin')

Hanoi John...Cowards don't win elections!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(You) don't deserve...yer three Purple Hearts!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Reagan!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")

What did we do to deserve Ronnie?!
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!

Gave the Oppressed liberation...
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATS're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!

Found humor in ev'ry situation...
Yer quips drove DemonRATS INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!

Reagan!! Created Liberty!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!

Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReeper FRom Virginny!!"
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie From Muskogee")

FReepers smoked marijuana at Virginia...
We don't like threats to Liberty!!
You won't go burnin' OUR flag down on my street...
We like livin' Right, bein' FRee!!

An' we don't call our Prez'dent a "Big Dummy!!"
We like takin' stands an' whuppin' fools!!
We don't really care if you ain't fancy...
But we'd appreciate if yer not a Clinton TOOL!!

And I'm proud to be a FReeper from Virginia...
A place where history records Left's fall.
We salute ol' glory down at the Ballpark...
An' cold Icehouse's still MUD's fav'rite thrill of all.

My redneck roots disguises my guile and prescient wisdom...
FReepin' in my sandals 'cuz I'm FRee!!
Football is still just second-best each Sunday...
And our kids, they all go where good teachers TEACH!!

And I'm proud to be a FReeper from Virginia!!
A place where Liberty is really "ALL"!!
We salute Ol' Glory, down at the Ballpark!!
Yes, we're fightin' 'til all the Planet's FRee!!

An' cold Icehouse's still MUD's biggest vice of all...
In Ol' Richmond, Virginny, USA!!!

Mudboy Slim (4/29/2004)

[Happygal]

Hey you'll have to write me an Irish Freeper song! :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"...an Irish Freeper song!"

I've already FReeped a few of them, do you have any suggestions?!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...if you see 'dru, tell him it's safe to come out and play, SamfromSC got the boot from the MODs.

[Happygal]

I don't mean Freep an Irish song, write a song ABOUT an Irish Freeper - um, like Me! :-)

And 'dru in hidin'? Don't believe it! Not with his multifarious belt collection! :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"...his multifarious belt collection!"

Maybe THAT's where he's been, workin' on his martial arts...reckon we're gonna need his input in the upcoming Fight Fer the WhiteHouse!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

A message from GeorgeW...

"Hey Everyone!! In case you didn't know, the left wing nuts in Richmond are having an Anti-Bush, Anti-War, Anti-America, Anti-Everthing march on Saturday, July 3rd, starting at Monroe Park, at 4:00PM

If you have the time, your help would be VERY much appreciated. We need to show that these people do NOT represent Richmond, and they do NOT represent Virginia!!

0 Make signs in support of our Commander-in-Chief, our troops and our Country!! Bring flags. I guarantee that you won't see any on "their" side!! This is a joint effort between FreeRepublic.com, Town Hall, United Conservatives of Virginia and Protest Warrior Richmond. We plan on meeting at Monroe Park at 3:00pm.

We hope to see everyone there!! Stay the course!!
George"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Big Guv'ment!!"
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")

You know I pay way too much in tax...
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!

DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!

God damn...Big Guv'ment!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!

Well, now if I were the president of this land...
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"

FReegards...MUD

BTW...oink!!

[FBD]

Have you all seen this one yet? Good laugh!:

OFFICIAL 2004 Democrat CONVENTION PROGRAM
6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm -Anti-war rally no. 1.

6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast,to MARY JO KOPECHNE.
6:50pm - Trial Lawyers appreciation ceremony.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents the reasons he supports the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
9:15pm -A collection will be held to aid the "Disbarred Attorneys and Ex-Presidents Fund."

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9:30pm - * Intermission *
The Chappaquiddick High School marching band will play:
"Bridge over troubled water."
The Bar is Open.

Commemorative "Oval Office Cigars" will be on sale in the lobby.

Refer may be smoked, but not inhaled.

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10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare and Gun Control workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the reasons he opposes the same issues
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

[Mudboy Slim]

Simon and Garfunkel's "Richard Cory" (2:57)
P. Simon, 1966

They say that Richard Cory owns one half of this whole town
With political connections to spread his wealth around
Born into society, a banker's only child
He had everything a man could want: power, grace, and style

But I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be
Oh I wish that I could be
Oh I wish that I could be
Richard Cory

The papers print his picture almost everywhere he goes
Richard Cory at the opera, Richard Cory at a show
And the rumor of his parties and the orgies on his yacht!
Oh he surely must be happy with everything he's got

But I, I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be
Oh I wish that I could be
Oh I wish that I could be
Richard Cory

He freely gave to charity, he had the common touch
And they were grateful for his patronage and they thanked him very much
So my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read:
"Richard Cory went home last night and put a bullet through his head"

But I, I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be
Oh I wish that I could be
Oh I wish that I could be
Richard Cory

Pre...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

hehehe ! Sing it, Merle !! :^D

I like it !!

[GeorgeW23225]

This "GeorgeW23225" guy must be a REAL "thorn" in the sides of the left wing nuts.


hehehe I love it!!

:-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ted Kennedy proposes a toast."

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...a REAL "thorn" in the sides"

Reckon Leftists would describe it as being a "pain" in the upper end of their legs...LOL!!

See ya on Saturday...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks, mi amigo...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Just Roll the Dice" says El Rushbo...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

Here is a pic I borrowed last night that was posted on the FR's Finest thread:

"The sun sets over Baghdad's 'Green Zone', past a destroyed former palace of Saddam Hussein , on the first day of Iraq's new sovereignty" June 28, 2004.

Photo and caption courtesy of Deadhead.