Today's FEEBLE
YOKE:
Ms Feather bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. The second horse’s tail tore in the same place and looked exactly like the other horse's tail. Ms Feather was stuck again.
The neighbor then suggested that she notch the ear of one horse, which worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again, Ms Feather couldn't tell the two horses apart.
The neighbor then suggested that she measure the horses for height. When she did that, the Ms Feather was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.
